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> The Bill Mattocks muttered…. > I’ve recently reached the place where it was time to make a change. > The continued stresses of air travel in a post-9/11 world, continued > and advancing intrusions into my (our) personal privacy, and the > general business climate (more travel, spend less money doing it, etc) > have combined to make me finally decide that its time to hang up my > rubber chicken and move on.
Dear Bill: Thank you for the smiles your humorous anecdotes put on so many of our faces. You have used your gift well. Au revoir!! Satya
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you’re kidding, right? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Folks: > For some years, I’ve enjoyed being an occasional participant on > rec.travel.air, and posting trip reports and stories that I hope you > found amusing or entertaining – it sure helped me deal with the stress > of being a road warrior, on the road non-stop to the tune of 100,000+ > miles per year. > I’ve posted somewhat less in the last year or so, as I’ve spent even > less time at home or being able to relax with my laptop while on the > road, and of course as many have noticed, the tenor of r.t.a. has > changed – there are more trolls, more anger, less humor. Many of the > other ‘regulars’ have gone away due to this. I didn’t stop reading > r.t.a., but I held off jumping into debates that I normally would have > greatly enjoyed skirmishing in. > I’ve recently reached the place where it was time to make a change. > The continued stresses of air travel in a post-9/11 world, continued > and advancing intrusions into my (our) personal privacy, and the > general business climate (more travel, spend less money doing it, etc) > have combined to make me finally decide that its time to hang up my > rubber chicken and move on. > I’ve resigned my position with the firm I worked for, and am no longer > seeking employment as a traveling consultant/road warrior. I’m > looking for the daily nine-to-five gig instead, something that leaves > me home in the evenings and on weekends. > I have no doubt that I’ll miss the travel, as I’ll miss posting on > r.t.a. But the one thing that is constant is change. Who knows what > life holds? Perhaps in time I’ll find myself on the road again. But > for now, that part of my life is over, and so to, my semi-regular > posts on r.t.a. > I wish you all safe travels, good restaurants, working rental cars, no > missed connections, non-metallic shoes, and TSA agents on Prozac. > Lots of it. > Thanks for putting up with my rants, nonsense, diatribes, and > ill-humour over the past six or seven years! > Best Regards, > Bill Mattocks
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> > I’ve resigned my position with the firm I worked for, and am no longer > seeking employment as a traveling consultant/road warrior. > I have no doubt that I’ll miss the travel, as I’ll miss posting on > r.t.a. But the one thing that is constant is change. > Oh… :-/ > I haven’t been around that long, but I enjoyed your posts and printed them > in the past for other to read because I found them to be funny. And I also > would like to have your old job
Good luck & have fun! > Greetz, > *no travelling here*
For those who might be interested, my old job is open and available. In addition, my former employer is planning to expand and add at least two more consultants who do what I formerly did. I remain on good terms with my former employers, so if anyone is interested, e-mail me privately and I’ll be happy to forward your resume to the appropriate people. The job is Configuration Management Consultant for a major international CM software company. As you all well know, it’s 100% travel (or mighty close to it). Pay is excellent (yes, excellent by any standards), but you’re on the road a great deal of the time. Travel is mostly North America, some overseas from time to time. You need a passport and a background in software configuration management or a background in software engineering and an understanding of CM principles and use of a major CM tool. The job entails doing implementations, rollouts, implementation planning, customization (javascript, perl, shell), and teaching training classes to groups of 10 or so. And you have to provide your own rubber chicken. Best Regards, Bill Mattocks
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> For some years, I’ve enjoyed being an occasional participant on > rec.travel.air, and posting trip reports and stories that I hope you > found amusing or entertaining – it sure helped me deal with the stress > of being a road warrior, on the road non-stop to the tune of 100,000+ > miles per year. > I’ve posted somewhat less in the last year or so, as I’ve spent even > less time at home or being able to relax with my laptop while on the > road, and of course as many have noticed, the tenor of r.t.a. has > changed – there are more trolls, more anger, less humor. Many of the > other ‘regulars’ have gone away due to this. I didn’t stop reading > r.t.a., but I held off jumping into debates that I normally would have > greatly enjoyed skirmishing in. > I’ve recently reached the place where it was time to make a change. > The continued stresses of air travel in a post-9/11 world, continued > and advancing intrusions into my (our) personal privacy, and the > general business climate (more travel, spend less money doing it, etc) > have combined to make me finally decide that its time to hang up my > rubber chicken and move on. > I’ve resigned my position with the firm I worked for, and am no longer > seeking employment as a traveling consultant/road warrior. I’m > looking for the daily nine-to-five gig instead, something that leaves > me home in the evenings and on weekends. > I have no doubt that I’ll miss the travel, as I’ll miss posting on > r.t.a. But the one thing that is constant is change. Who knows what > life holds? Perhaps in time I’ll find myself on the road again. But > for now, that part of my life is over, and so to, my semi-regular > posts on r.t.a. > I wish you all safe travels, good restaurants, working rental cars, no > missed connections, non-metallic shoes, and TSA agents on Prozac. > Lots of it. > Thanks for putting up with my rants, nonsense, diatribes, and > ill-humour over the past six or seven years!
That’s a shame, I have allways looked forward to seeing your trip reports.
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> > I’ve resigned my position with the firm I worked for, and am no longer > > seeking employment as a traveling consultant/road warrior. I’m > > looking for the daily nine-to-five gig instead, something that leaves > > me home in the evenings and on weekends.
Bill, Sorry to see you go. Your rants, trip reports, etc. are one of the reasons I have stayed here for so long as the newsgroup has become almost worthless. I spend mote time kill filing things tan I do reading. I just may follow you. Good luck, and don’t ever lose your sense of humor. Bob
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>Thanks for putting up with my rants, nonsense, diatribes, and >ill-humour over the past six or seven years!
I’ve always enjoyed reading your trip reports. Best wishes for the future! — Simon Elliott http://www.ctsn.co.uk/
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The Bill Mattocks muttered…. > I’ve recently reached the place where it was time to make a change. > The continued stresses of air travel in a post-9/11 world, continued > and advancing intrusions into my (our) personal privacy, and the > general business climate (more travel, spend less money doing it, etc) > have combined to make me finally decide that its time to hang up my > rubber chicken and move on.
Go not gently into the night. I’ll miss your wit, and the comprehension that you used your keyboard asa escape hatch, a way of venting frustation at the foibles and dumbass factors increasingly inherent in air travel. I always marveled that one with as many built in idiosyncrasies and neuroses and physical manifestations thereof as you could even manage to travel as you did. Few might appreciate that for you what may have seemed easy and uneventful was harder for you. I’m not surprised at your decision (although to do it without having founda new position seems in some respects uncharacteristic for one as well organized a traveler as you often seemed to be). After keying that sentence, an entirely different reaction struck me….that your travels may have been so directed, organized, ticketed, planned and developed by others, that it wasn’t you who were so well organized, but the system in which you functioned, and that you often were relegated to the condition of "Traveling Drone", a Chaplinesque figure caight up in the cogs and machinery of a system, only able to rebel with the occasional outburst. In a sense, that explains your reaction to WN….the only blow you could strike, the only battle you could win, some say in the choice of airlines. I don’t know if my daughter, a mid level corporate exec/road warrior’s approach is better, but it qualifies as more effective. She has almost single handedly revamped and forced the restaffing of her company’s travel department and policies on the grounds that sensitivities to time and costs had so outweighed sensitivities to the perspective and "needs" of traveling execs and staff, that the job performance of the travelers was diminished far more than any savings could match. I at first laughed when she claimed that the worst examples of sexism were not in the airlines or hotels she used, but among the women in her company’s travel office, most of whom had never traveled further than a hundred miles, had no f’ing concept of how hotels compared, possessed no sense of distance or spatial relations, and were greater "male chauvinist pigs" than any of the male execs. Good luck looking. There’s more out there than you may think, but a creative sense of relocating may be needed…. TMO
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> I wish you all safe travels, good restaurants, working rental cars, no > missed connections, non-metallic shoes, and TSA agents on Prozac. > Lots of it. > Thanks for putting up with my rants, nonsense, diatribes, and > ill-humour over the past six or seven years! > Best Regards, > Bill Mattocks
It’s a shame you are leaving, I used to love all of your trip reports.. although there were times that I could have dealt without knowing about that skin condition of yours.. they were great nonetheless. But you really should check out Flyertalk as well. Even now that you’ve hung up the chicken, there are lots of people at Flyertalk who could gain from your knowledge, and the forums are moderated very well in most cases… clearly much different than what this place became…
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> > I’ve resigned my position with the firm I worked for, and am no longer > seeking employment as a traveling consultant/road warrior. I’m > looking for the daily nine-to-five gig instead, something that leaves > me home in the evenings and on weekends. > Good luck on your endeavours, your posts over the years had been very > appreciated. And we were so looking forward to your being "fined" by the TSA > because of your rubber chicken and attitude and seing how it would all turn > out
> As for the 9-to-5 job, good luck finding one. I take it you will relocate, or > will you decide to take roots in your current city ?
I believe that my wife and I will be relocating shortly, to a secure undisclosed location. I realize that it’s madness to leave a good-paying job in this economic climate without already having another, but I remain hopeful. Best Regards, Bill Mattocks
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> I’ve resigned my position with the firm I worked for, and am no longer > seeking employment as a traveling consultant/road warrior. > I have no doubt that I’ll miss the travel, as I’ll miss posting on > r.t.a. But the one thing that is constant is change.
Oh… :-/ I haven’t been around that long, but I enjoyed your posts and printed them in the past for other to read because I found them to be funny. And I also would like to have your old job
Good luck & have fun! Greetz, *no travelling here*
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> Folks: > For some years, I’ve enjoyed being an occasional participant on > rec.travel.air, and posting trip reports and stories that I hope you > found amusing or entertaining – it sure helped me deal with the stress > of being a road warrior, on the road non-stop to the tune of 100,000+ > miles per year. > (snip) > You will be missed. > When your book of travel essays is published, please announce it here!
Can I add my best wishes to The Bill Mattocks and I do hope that he continues to post here from time to time. JohnT
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>I wish you all safe travels, good restaurants, working rental cars, no >missed connections, non-metallic shoes, and TSA agents on Prozac. >Lots of it. >Thanks for putting up with my rants, nonsense, diatribes, and >ill-humour over the past six or seven years! >Best Regards, >Bill Mattocks
Bill – I’m truly sorry to see you go. I agree that both air travel and RTA aren’t what they used to be. But I’ll hang in here a little longer, albeit a much less colorful place. The best of luck to you and Bony. Come back and visit a spell, OK? Regards, Arnold. (E-mail address altered, to prevent spamming.
Remove all asterisks and the *hates*spam* to get true address.)
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>Thanks for putting up with my rants, nonsense, diatribes, and >ill-humour over the past six or seven years! >Best Regards, >Bill Mattocks
Good luck, Bill. You are big, fat, loud, rude, obnoxious, and it’s a miracle you didn’t get arrested at the airport more often, but your posts had substance. Something that is sorely lacking in this group now that it’s been overrun by deranged trolls and netkooks like Mezei and Voight. Mezei is once again rogue cancelling everyone’s messages, so it wouldn’t be a surprise if he’s already cancelled yours. Luckily, most ISP don’t honor cancels anymore thanks to deranged psychos like him. Don’t forget to publish The JF Mezei FAQ and Michael Voight mrtravelkook’s info in your book!
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>>Thanks for putting up with my rants, nonsense, diatribes, and >ill-humour over the past six or seven years! >Best Regards, >Bill Mattocks >Good luck, Bill. You are big, fat, loud, rude, obnoxious, and it’s a miracle >you didn’t get arrested at the airport more often, but your posts had substance. >Something that is sorely lacking in this group now that it’s been overrun by >deranged trolls and netkooks like Mezei and Voight.
Now Now Now Skippy Don’t be rude to Bill. He wuz alway nice to you. Remember last week when he took you Bowling with him, but you pooped yer pants, and he had to bring you home? He didn’t laugh at you like we did. He even bought you a new pair of starwars underpants. Now say your sorry to Bill, and make yer fodder happy. Ned Liptschitts (Skippys dad)
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>>>>I’ve recently reached the place where it was time to make a change…
A sad day. Have you checked out FlyerTalk?
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Although we have never crossed swords
, I have enjoyed each and every one of your trip reports. I do nothing but lurk now, tenor of this NG is not worth participating in anymore. Sorry to see you go. I hung ‘em up in June and don’t miss it a bit. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Folks: > For some years, I’ve enjoyed being an occasional participant on > rec.travel.air, and posting trip reports and stories that I hope you > found amusing or entertaining – it sure helped me deal with the stress > of being a road warrior, on the road non-stop to the tune of 100,000+ > miles per year. > I’ve posted somewhat less in the last year or so, as I’ve spent even > less time at home or being able to relax with my laptop while on the > road, and of course as many have noticed, the tenor of r.t.a. has > changed – there are more trolls, more anger, less humor. Many of the > other ‘regulars’ have gone away due to this. I didn’t stop reading > r.t.a., but I held off jumping into debates that I normally would have > greatly enjoyed skirmishing in. > I’ve recently reached the place where it was time to make a change. > The continued stresses of air travel in a post-9/11 world, continued > and advancing intrusions into my (our) personal privacy, and the > general business climate (more travel, spend less money doing it, etc) > have combined to make me finally decide that its time to hang up my > rubber chicken and move on. > I’ve resigned my position with the firm I worked for, and am no longer > seeking employment as a traveling consultant/road warrior. I’m > looking for the daily nine-to-five gig instead, something that leaves > me home in the evenings and on weekends. > I have no doubt that I’ll miss the travel, as I’ll miss posting on > r.t.a. But the one thing that is constant is change. Who knows what > life holds? Perhaps in time I’ll find myself on the road again. But > for now, that part of my life is over, and so to, my semi-regular > posts on r.t.a. > I wish you all safe travels, good restaurants, working rental cars, no > missed connections, non-metallic shoes, and TSA agents on Prozac. > Lots of it. > Thanks for putting up with my rants, nonsense, diatribes, and > ill-humour over the past six or seven years! > Best Regards, > Bill Mattocks
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> I’ve resigned my position with the firm I worked for, and am no longer > seeking employment as a traveling consultant/road warrior. I’m > looking for the daily nine-to-five gig instead, something that leaves > me home in the evenings and on weekends.
Good luck on your endeavours, your posts over the years had been very appreciated. And we were so looking forward to your being "fined" by the TSA because of your rubber chicken and attitude and seing how it would all turn out
As for the 9-to-5 job, good luck finding one. I take it you will relocate, or will you decide to take roots in your current city ?
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> Folks: > For some years, I’ve enjoyed being an occasional participant on > rec.travel.air, and posting trip reports and stories that I hope you > found amusing or entertaining – it sure helped me deal with the stress > of being a road warrior, on the road non-stop to the tune of 100,000+ > miles per year.
(snip) You will be missed. When your book of travel essays is published, please announce it here!
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> I’ve resigned my position with the firm I worked for, and am no longer > seeking employment as a traveling consultant/road warrior. I’m > looking for the daily nine-to-five gig instead, something that leaves > me home in the evenings and on weekends. > Hey, can I get your (old) job?
Just kidding. I hope you don’t fade > away altogether from this group, though I know it’s sometimes hard to > find intelligent life in here. Your posts were always the ones to read. > But good luck to you anywyay, we’ll be missing you. > — > Mikko Peltoniemi > Film & Video Editor, Avid Technician at large. > http://editor.is.dreaming.org
Hey Bill check in now and then and keep that laptop going…we will miss you here and keep smiling when you read our dumb questions about life in Asia.
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> I’ve resigned my position with the firm I worked for, and am no longer > seeking employment as a traveling consultant/road warrior. I’m > looking for the daily nine-to-five gig instead, something that leaves > me home in the evenings and on weekends.
Hey, can I get your (old) job?
Just kidding. I hope you don’t fade away altogether from this group, though I know it’s sometimes hard to find intelligent life in here. Your posts were always the ones to read. But good luck to you anywyay, we’ll be missing you. — Mikko Peltoniemi Film & Video Editor, Avid Technician at large. http://editor.is.dreaming.org
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> I’ve resigned my position with the firm I worked for, and am no longer > seeking employment as a traveling consultant/road warrior. I’m > looking for the daily nine-to-five gig instead, something that leaves > me home in the evenings and on weekends. > I have no doubt that I’ll miss the travel,
You’d better believe it – you cant get rid of the travel bug that easilly – I’ll give you 6 months at the most – then you’ll be yearning for it again. Good Luck.
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Bill, you will certainly be missed. If you have more time in your hands now, maybe you can consider putting together a book with your most memorable posts here!
So long, Ramon – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Hey, Bill, I hope you’ll check in from time to time. We’ll miss you! >Folks: >For some years, I’ve enjoyed being an occasional participant on >rec.travel.air, and posting trip reports and stories that I hope you >found amusing or entertaining – it sure helped me deal with the stress >of being a road warrior, on the road non-stop to the tune of 100,000+ >miles per year. >I’ve posted somewhat less in the last year or so, as I’ve spent even >less time at home or being able to relax with my laptop while on the >road, and of course as many have noticed, the tenor of r.t.a. has >changed – there are more trolls, more anger, less humor. Many of the >other ‘regulars’ have gone away due to this. I didn’t stop reading >r.t.a., but I held off jumping into debates that I normally would have >greatly enjoyed skirmishing in. >I’ve recently reached the place where it was time to make a change. >The continued stresses of air travel in a post-9/11 world, continued >and advancing intrusions into my (our) personal privacy, and the >general business climate (more travel, spend less money doing it, etc) >have combined to make me finally decide that its time to hang up my >rubber chicken and move on. >I’ve resigned my position with the firm I worked for, and am no longer >seeking employment as a traveling consultant/road warrior. I’m >looking for the daily nine-to-five gig instead, something that leaves >me home in the evenings and on weekends. >I have no doubt that I’ll miss the travel, as I’ll miss posting on >r.t.a. But the one thing that is constant is change. Who knows what >life holds? Perhaps in time I’ll find myself on the road again. But >for now, that part of my life is over, and so to, my semi-regular >posts on r.t.a. >I wish you all safe travels, good restaurants, working rental cars, no >missed connections, non-metallic shoes, and TSA agents on Prozac. >Lots of it. >Thanks for putting up with my rants, nonsense, diatribes, and >ill-humour over the past six or seven years! >Best Regards, >Bill Mattocks
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Hey, Bill, I hope you’ll check in from time to time. We’ll miss you! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Folks: > For some years, I’ve enjoyed being an occasional participant on > rec.travel.air, and posting trip reports and stories that I hope you > found amusing or entertaining – it sure helped me deal with the stress > of being a road warrior, on the road non-stop to the tune of 100,000+ > miles per year. > I’ve posted somewhat less in the last year or so, as I’ve spent even > less time at home or being able to relax with my laptop while on the > road, and of course as many have noticed, the tenor of r.t.a. has > changed – there are more trolls, more anger, less humor. Many of the > other ‘regulars’ have gone away due to this. I didn’t stop reading > r.t.a., but I held off jumping into debates that I normally would have > greatly enjoyed skirmishing in. > I’ve recently reached the place where it was time to make a change. > The continued stresses of air travel in a post-9/11 world, continued > and advancing intrusions into my (our) personal privacy, and the > general business climate (more travel, spend less money doing it, etc) > have combined to make me finally decide that its time to hang up my > rubber chicken and move on. > I’ve resigned my position with the firm I worked for, and am no longer > seeking employment as a traveling consultant/road warrior. I’m > looking for the daily nine-to-five gig instead, something that leaves > me home in the evenings and on weekends. > I have no doubt that I’ll miss the travel, as I’ll miss posting on > r.t.a. But the one thing that is constant is change. Who knows what > life holds? Perhaps in time I’ll find myself on the road again. But > for now, that part of my life is over, and so to, my semi-regular > posts on r.t.a. > I wish you all safe travels, good restaurants, working rental cars, no > missed connections, non-metallic shoes, and TSA agents on Prozac. > Lots of it. > Thanks for putting up with my rants, nonsense, diatribes, and > ill-humour over the past six or seven years! > Best Regards, > Bill Mattocks
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Folks: For some years, I’ve enjoyed being an occasional participant on rec.travel.air, and posting trip reports and stories that I hope you found amusing or entertaining – it sure helped me deal with the stress of being a road warrior, on the road non-stop to the tune of 100,000+ miles per year. I’ve posted somewhat less in the last year or so, as I’ve spent even less time at home or being able to relax with my laptop while on the road, and of course as many have noticed, the tenor of r.t.a. has changed – there are more trolls, more anger, less humor. Many of the other ‘regulars’ have gone away due to this. I didn’t stop reading r.t.a., but I held off jumping into debates that I normally would have greatly enjoyed skirmishing in. I’ve recently reached the place where it was time to make a change. The continued stresses of air travel in a post-9/11 world, continued and advancing intrusions into my (our) personal privacy, and the general business climate (more travel, spend less money doing it, etc) have combined to make me finally decide that its time to hang up my rubber chicken and move on. I’ve resigned my position with the firm I worked for, and am no longer seeking employment as a traveling consultant/road warrior. I’m looking for the daily nine-to-five gig instead, something that leaves me home in the evenings and on weekends. I have no doubt that I’ll miss the travel, as I’ll miss posting on r.t.a. But the one thing that is constant is change. Who knows what life holds? Perhaps in time I’ll find myself on the road again. But for now, that part of my life is over, and so to, my semi-regular posts on r.t.a. I wish you all safe travels, good restaurants, working rental cars, no missed connections, non-metallic shoes, and TSA agents on Prozac. Lots of it. Thanks for putting up with my rants, nonsense, diatribes, and ill-humour over the past six or seven years! Best Regards, Bill Mattocks
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