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Question:

Wife and I are going to Europe to enjoy some of the nudist spots.  We’d like to get a jump start on things by getting nude on the way over there.  Are there any nudist airlines that fly to Europe?  Or at least airlines that are nudist friendly and won’t mind if you take your clothes off in flight.

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Dear Willy,

> Wife and I are going to Europe to enjoy some of the nudist spots.

To give you a leg up, over there, they’re mostly naturist spots. > We’d like > to get a jump start on things by getting nude on the way over there.  Are > there any nudist airlines that fly to Europe?  Or at least airlines that are > nudist friendly and won’t mind if you take your clothes off in flight.

AFAWK, there are no nudist or nudist friendly airlines; that’s probably VERY far in the future. Once or twice a year, there are nudist charter flights from one specific location to another, only. So far, again AFAWK, none of them have gone to the continent. In Hot Water, Camilla Van Sickle & Bill Pennington El Dorado Hot Springs, A Million Miles From Monday… POB 10, Tonopah, Arizona  85354        623-386-5412 "SHe Who Knows That Enough Is Enough Will Always Have Enough."           Lao Tzu

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Hi, > AFAWK, there are no nudist or nudist friendly airlines; that’s probably VERY > far in the future. Once or twice a year, there are nudist charter flights > from one specific location to another, only. So far, again AFAWK, none of > them have gone to the continent.

Maybe if the airlines start putting disposable plastic covers on the seats in case some passengers shit themselves in the event of a possible crash or high turbulence, then that could make them nudist friendly. Dario Western

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why don’t you start in the airport of your own country ?? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Wife and I are going to Europe to enjoy some of the nudist spots.  We’d > like to get a jump start on things by getting nude on the way over there. > Are there any nudist airlines that fly to Europe?  Or at least airlines > that are nudist friendly and won’t mind if you take your clothes off in > flight.

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> Wife and I are going to Europe to enjoy some of the nudist spots.  We’d > like to get a jump start on things by getting nude on the way over there. > Are there any nudist airlines that fly to Europe?  Or at least airlines > that are nudist friendly and won’t mind if you take your clothes off in > flight.

Use the toilet cabin like everyone else.

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>Maybe if the airlines start putting disposable plastic covers on the seats >in case some passengers shit themselves in the event of a possible crash or >high turbulence, then that could make them nudist friendly.

Ha! Perhaps that identifies one difference between ‘nudists’ and ‘naturists’. Each well brought up naturist provides his/her own small towel (or towelling beer-mat) on which to sit ;-) — Mike Hopkins Swim? Naturally with MADNAT <http://www.madnat.org/>

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>Wife and I are going to Europe to enjoy some of the nudist spots.  We’d like >to get a jump start on things by getting nude on the way over there.  Are >there any nudist airlines that fly to Europe?  Or at least airlines that are >nudist friendly and won’t mind if you take your clothes off in flight.

I don’t believe so, but it sure would make going through the TSA crap easier!

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Virgin was supposed to be scheduling/trying some nude flights.  I don’t know what ever happened with that – did they do it or not, did it work or not, did they schedule more or not ?? . . . – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->Wife and I are going to Europe to enjoy some of the nudist spots.  We’d like >to get a jump start on things by getting nude on the way over there.  Are >there any nudist airlines that fly to Europe?  Or at least airlines that are >nudist friendly and won’t mind if you take your clothes off in flight. > I don’t believe so, but it sure would make going through the TSA crap > easier!

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> Wife and I are going to Europe to enjoy some of the nudist spots.  We’d like > to get a jump start on things by getting nude on the way over there.  Are > there any nudist airlines that fly to Europe?  Or at least airlines that are > nudist friendly and won’t mind if you take your clothes off in flight.

My recollection of air travel is that there are all sorts of strange airstreams travelling around the cabin, at different temperatures. Were I to strip off in a plane, I’d then immediately have to ask the crew for a blanket, which rather seems to defeat the object. Sylvia.

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plastic covers on the seats > in case some passengers shit themselves in the event of a possible crash > or > high turbulence, then that could make them nudist friendly. > Dario Western

What a dumb post Dario……you post stupidity but none quite as stupid as this. Geez–GROW UP.

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> Wife and I are going to Europe to enjoy some of the nudist spots.  We’d > like to get a jump start on things by getting nude on the way over there. > Are there any nudist airlines that fly to Europe?  Or at least airlines > that are nudist friendly and won’t mind if you take your clothes off in > flight.

try www.troll-air.com

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> Wife and I are going to Europe to enjoy some of the nudist spots.  We’d like > to get a jump start on things by getting nude on the way over there.  Are > there any nudist airlines that fly to Europe?  Or at least airlines that are > nudist friendly and won’t mind if you take your clothes off in flight.

If the TSA had it’s way, ALL airline passengers would be neked.. I am BillGatus of Borg.  Resistance is futile.  You will be assim [General Protection Fault]

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> > Wife and I are going to Europe to enjoy some of the nudist spots.  We’d like > to get a jump start on things by getting nude on the way over there. Are > there any nudist airlines that fly to Europe?  Or at least airlines that are > nudist friendly and won’t mind if you take your clothes off in flight. > If the TSA had it’s way, ALL airline passengers would be neked..

And without luggage.

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Willy, Actually there have been nudist flights (although not European). I think the Bulletin (AANR) advertised that. Dan P.s. I think they went to either Mexico, or some places in the caribbean.

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>> Wife and I are going to Europe to enjoy some of the nudist spots.  We’d > like to get a jump start on things by getting nude on the way over there. > Are there any nudist airlines that fly to Europe?  Or at least airlines > that are nudist friendly and won’t mind if you take your clothes off in > flight. >try www.troll-air.com

That link doesn’t work. — — DFM – http://www.deepfriedmars.com — —

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> Willy, > Actually there have been nudist flights (although not European). I > think the Bulletin (AANR) advertised that.

Not to be confused with Mile-High Club flights, which also are available.

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>>> Wife and I are going to Europe to enjoy some of the nudist spots.  We’d >> like to get a jump start on things by getting nude on the way over there. >> Are there any nudist airlines that fly to Europe?  Or at least airlines >> that are nudist friendly and won’t mind if you take your clothes off in >> flight. > try www.troll-air.com > That link doesn’t work.

http://miami.about.com/cs/nudistsnaturists/a/aa011603a.htm But you knew that already.

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>>Wife and I are going to Europe to enjoy some of the nudist spots.  We’d >like >to get a jump start on things by getting nude on the way over there.  Are >there any nudist airlines that fly to Europe?  Or at least airlines that >are >nudist friendly and won’t mind if you take your clothes off in flight. > Try Air France.  The French are always getting naked everywhere they go.

That comment just goes to shows how little you know about the French. David.

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Yes! Because everytime I’ve traveled through France, I’ve gotten the worst treatment – worse than any airport or country I’ve ever traveled to. Of course we know little – our initial experiences keep us from wanting to know more. So I’ll just generalize like other Frenchies do. Of course, I’m just pulling you chain (except about the part of traveling in and through France has been rotten . . .) – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->>Wife and I are going to Europe to enjoy some of the nudist spots.  We’d like >>to get a jump start on things by getting nude on the way over there.  Are >>there any nudist airlines that fly to Europe?  Or at least airlines that are >>nudist friendly and won’t mind if you take your clothes off in flight. > Try Air France.  The French are always getting naked everywhere they go. > That comment just goes to shows how little you know about the French. > David.

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> Yes! Because everytime I’ve traveled through France, I’ve gotten the > worst treatment – worse than any airport or country I’ve ever traveled > to.

Funny, I travel through France regularly, and haven’t noticed any such thing. Go figure. Bertie  Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services     ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY **                 http://www.usenet.com

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Load of taurus poop they do!  It’s only in select areas of the French Reveira that they go around nude.  Going naked out on the streets in Paris or Calais will get you arrested just as anywhere else. Dario Western – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->Wife and I are going to Europe to enjoy some of the nudist spots.  We’d like >to get a jump start on things by getting nude on the way over there.  Are >there any nudist airlines that fly to Europe?  Or at least airlines that are >nudist friendly and won’t mind if you take your clothes off in flight. > Try Air France.  The French are always getting naked everywhere they go.

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good if everybody from where you are could be like you guys, it would be a wonderfull world… please don’t change your mind and stay where you are….and please try to convince more of your own people to do the same…stay home I am serious and further more recall any other citizens from your country to come back quick…please do that for the world… I personnally thanks all French people that gave you that treatment…thanks jumbo the french

> Yes! Because everytime I’ve traveled through France, I’ve gotten the worst > treatment – worse than any airport or country I’ve ever traveled to. > Of course we know little – our initial experiences keep us from wanting to > know more. So I’ll just generalize like other Frenchies do. > Of course, I’m just pulling you chain (except about the part of traveling in and through > France has been rotten . . .)

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->>>Wife and I are going to Europe to enjoy some of the nudist spots.  We’d like >>>to get a jump start on things by getting nude on the way over there. Are >>>there any nudist airlines that fly to Europe?  Or at least airlines that are >>>nudist friendly and won’t mind if you take your clothes off in flight. >> Try Air France.  The French are always getting naked everywhere they go. > That comment just goes to shows how little you know about the French. > David.

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Rudest air line check in person I’ve ever encountered was at Dublin Airport. She worked for the Airport, and was handling check in for Lufthansa. Hung Over!! She opened her booth late, after sitting head in hands for 20 minutes. We were travelling Business Class, and she obviously thought she ‘had’  us in the wrong queue! Made us weigh our (smallish) carry on – even though we were entitled to two carry ons. Questioned us on matters of no concern to her, delayed issuing our boarding passes for no obvious reason. She was the only rude person we encountered in 2 weeks in the country – but she took the shine right off the Irish experience for us. Sadly when we talk about Ireland – we always seem to get back to the ogre at Dublin airport!! Pity Really!!! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Everyone I’ve ever asked about Aer Lingus has had an awful story to tell. > This really surprised me.  I’m planning a trip to Ireland and was > thinking of taking Aer Lingus from New York but now I’m rethinking that. > Too many stories about terrible service on board, terrible service at the > airport, terrible food, rude flight attendants (this really surprised > me!).  It’s a bit shocking, I always thought the Irish were friendly.  Or > at last that’s their reputation, since I’ve never been there.  Is Aer > Lingus that bad?  I’d be interested to hear people’s opinions here.  Oh, > and what does "Lingus" mean? > I honestly don’t think that Aer Lingus "does" have a bad reputation at > all. I have always found them the epitomy of courtesy and helpfulness > actually. Are you sure you are not confusing them with Ryanair?? > A certain difference, it has to be said! > — > Hal

Question:

According to one Flight Simulator site, the Boeing 7E7 is now officially the 787. They are currently changing all references to downloads of the plane from 7E7 to 787. According to the site’s press release, Boeing has officially renamed the 7E7 to 787, according to flightsim.com

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> According to one Flight Simulator site, the Boeing > 7E7 is now officially the 787. They are currently > changing all references to downloads of the plane > from 7E7 to 787. According to the site’s press > release, Boeing has officially renamed the 7E7 > to 787, according to flightsim.com

Hmm, wonder if the Flight Simulator site would tell me the price of hot dogs at O’Hare?  :)

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S says… > Hmm, wonder if the Flight Simulator site would tell me the price of hot dogs > at O’Hare?  :)

It’s under the options menu. Check foodstuffs and specify mustard or mayo to get the appropriate stain on your boarding pass. Pete, making it up as he goes along

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> According to one Flight Simulator site, the Boeing > 7E7 is now officially the 787. They are currently > changing all references to downloads of the plane > from 7E7 to 787. According to the site’s press > release, Boeing has officially renamed the 7E7 > to 787, according to flightsim.com

Apparently this is to make it more attractive to Asian carriers where 8 is a lucky number. Weird. Pete, thinking that the A380 has got a leg up in that market

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Well… The Chinese word for the number "8" sounded like the Chinese word for "happy". It’s not weird at all, it’s like calling an aircraft’s engine with the acronym of "Super Advance Flight Engine" (S.A.F.E.). On the other hand, the Chinese word for the number "4" sounded like the Chinese word for "death", and it’s considered to be an unlucky number. That’s why China Southern ordered 5 A380 instead of 4 A380. The Airbus 340 and the Boeing 747 also might be a difficult sell toward the Chinese market, though the Chinese might have soften a little to the 747, if they consider the number 7 to be also lucky. It’s kinda like calling a home with the acronym of "Computerized Reliable Advance Super Home" (C.R.A.S.H.). As for Asian carriers liking the number "8". Only the Chinese ones and the Japanese ones. The rest of Asia don’t care much about the number "8" unless they deal with the Chinese and the Japanese. As for the A380. Well… The "8" in "A380" is definetly used to attract the Chinese market. The argument of the "8" was used because of the shape of the fuselage was never really a convincing one, and that argument probably is use to convince those who are against numberology to accept the A380. However, despite the clever numbering and the high capacity of the Airbus A380, it doesn’t necessary would be a big hit in the Chinese domestic market. You see, the Chinese domestic air travel while is quite high in the amount passengers traveling, it’s quite fragmented and irratic. So it’s not like a large amount of people travelling into certain cities at certain times, it’s more a small to medium amount of people travelling into a LOT of cities at a diverse times. However, there’s a high peak season here and there (like the upcoming Chinese New Year), so the Airbus A380 probably would be a good thing, provided that the airports are capable of loading and unloading the passengers effieciently (there are reasons on why the early concepts of the Boeing 747 becoming a full double decker airline were rejected). It should be noted that due the fragmented and irratic nature of the Chinese domestic air travel, the Chinese operated a LOT of the McDonnell-Douglas MD-80 family (notice the "8" trend again), I once ride a China Southern MD-90. And I think that there are a lot of companies in China that produce parts for the MD-80 family. And guess who own McDonnell-Douglas now? China Southern seems to operate a lot of Boeing 737 too. As for Boeing 787. It’s not really that suprising that the 7E7 will become the 787. The E in the 7E7 is bound to be a number anyway, the 787 is the next number inline after the 777, and of course, there’s the Chinese factor of the 787. If things go for the 787 family like it did for the MD-80 family and the 737 family, the 787 family probably would be a hit in the Chinese market. With the number 787 filled, that would mean that final number of the 7X7 family is the 797. If the Sonic Cruiser did become a production model, the 797 probably would have been taken by the Sonic Cruiser. Or  maybe Boeing now would jump to the 8X8 family now, aftering the Chinese markets?

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> As for Asian carriers liking the number "8". > Only the Chinese ones and the Japanese ones. The rest of Asia don’t > care much about the number "8" unless they deal with the Chinese and > the Japanese.

The number "8" has no significance to the Japanese, either. "4" is traditionally avoided where possible, because it sounds the same as the word for death, but that obviously never frightened away Japanese carriers from buying Boeing 747-400s. — Dave Fossett Saitama, Japan

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Well… The Chinese word for the number "8" sounded like the Chinese > word for "happy". It’s not weird at all, it’s like calling an > aircraft’s engine with the acronym of "Super Advance Flight Engine" > (S.A.F.E.). > On the other hand, the Chinese word for the number "4" sounded like the > Chinese word for "death", and it’s considered to be an unlucky number. > That’s why China Southern ordered 5 A380 instead of 4 A380. The Airbus > 340 and the Boeing 747 also might be a difficult sell toward the > Chinese market, though the Chinese might have soften a little to the > 747, if they consider the number 7 to be also lucky. > It’s kinda like calling a home with the acronym of "Computerized > Reliable Advance Super Home" (C.R.A.S.H.).

Even today on many aircraft they don’t have a row 13 and in some airports they don’t have a gate 13.

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>In another thread, the seat reclining debate has started again.  I am >all for reclining my seat when I fly.  There are others that are >against reclining.  With all of the dabate, I have never once gotten a >definitive answer from a anti-recliner to the following question: If >seats are not to be reclined, why do the airlines provide seats that >will recline?

I thought I would follow up to my own post.  The vast majority of my flights are on DL metal.  I was curious to get DL’s official stance on the subject.  I am glad I fly Delta.  Below it the response that I received: Dear Mr. Mike, Thank you for contacting us. Delta prohibits the use of devices which may limit the ability of passengers to evacuate the aircraft in an emergency situation. Delta also respects the rights of each passenger to utilize the full functionality of their seat. We appreciate your business and look forward to seeing you on your next Delta flight. Sincerely, Ms. Monique Styles Gold Medallion Desk http://www.delta.com Original Message Follows: PERSONAL INFORMATION: Name           : Mr Michael Weaver SkyMiles Number: xxxxxxxxxx COMMENT DETAILS: Email about Past/Future travel: Current and Future Nature of Comment: Question Suggestion Email Pertaining to: Onboard_Aircraft Email about Other topic: Comments: I am wondering what the official policy of DL is regarding the use of the "knee defender" or other devices that limit the recline of the seat in front?  What is the official policy regarding reclining of coach seats at cruising altitude?  Is it prohibited for a passenger to limit the recline of the passenger in front of them? Would you like a reply to your e-mail? : yes

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>> Is that really an article from the London Sunday Times or > a straight quote from a press-release of Airbus Industries ?????? >Both. For years, media have become simple outlets for press releases. >Governments know this and have used this to the fullest extent. Reporters are >under extreme pressure tyo produce more and under tighter deadlines, so the >time needed to research stories and debunk some of the propaganda from press >releases is often very insufficient.

The Sunday Times is just another of Rupert (born-again pornographer) Murdoch’s rags. It simply cobbled together press releases form both Airbus and Boeing. –==++AJC++==–

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—–BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE—– Hash: SHA1 – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->> Dwarfing the Boeing 747, this double-decker of the skies has already >> been dubbed the "superjumbo". Its wingspan is nearly as long as a >> football pitch. Its design could accommodate up to 850 passengers, >> though most airlines are initially likely to use a large chunk of the >> extra space to turn flying into an experience more akin to a luxury >> cruise. >Don’t bet on it.  Recall that the early 747s were configured for such >comfort.  Which was soon replaced with the current spam-in-a-can seat >configuration. >My guess would be an aircraft with the potential for multiple levels >of passanger classes; from a first class section to a back-of-the-plane >no frills knees-to-your-nose fun ride.  And several classes in between. > It’ll be real fun at the baggage carrousels.

        Screw the baggage carousels and passengers. I want to see this baby do a barrell roll a la B707! ;)                                                         BL. – — Web + NewsMaster, BOFH.. Smeghead! :)  | http://www.sbcglobal.net/~tyketto   PGP: 1024D/E319F0BF 6980 AAD6 7329 E9E6 D569  F620 C819 199A E319 F0BF —–BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE—– Version: GnuPG v1.4.0 (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQFB5s6wyBkZmuMZ8L8RAgGTAJ9VPNoaztxVWJpGVtBW4jnuwH4PcACdF4hH R3cQ/2rqFA++UFBGidPU664= =H5E3 —–END PGP SIGNATURE—–

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> Dwarfing the Boeing 747, this double-decker of the skies has already > been dubbed the "superjumbo". Its wingspan is nearly as long as a > football pitch. Its design could accommodate up to 850 passengers, > though most airlines are initially likely to use a large chunk of the > extra space to turn flying into an experience more akin to a luxury > cruise.

Don’t bet on it.  Recall that the early 747s were configured for such comfort.  Which was soon replaced with the current spam-in-a-can seat configuration. My guess would be an aircraft with the potential for multiple levels of passanger classes; from a first class section to a back-of-the-plane no frills knees-to-your-nose fun ride.  And several classes in between.

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>> Dwarfing the Boeing 747, this double-decker of the skies has already > been dubbed the "superjumbo". Its wingspan is nearly as long as a > football pitch. Its design could accommodate up to 850 passengers, > though most airlines are initially likely to use a large chunk of the > extra space to turn flying into an experience more akin to a luxury > cruise. >Don’t bet on it.  Recall that the early 747s were configured for such >comfort.  Which was soon replaced with the current spam-in-a-can seat >configuration. >My guess would be an aircraft with the potential for multiple levels >of passanger classes; from a first class section to a back-of-the-plane >no frills knees-to-your-nose fun ride.  And several classes in between.

It’ll be real fun at the baggage carrousels.     *       Tucson Arizona, out where the cacti grow         *     * My typos & mispellings are intentional copyright traps *

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> Dream on. Crammed with minimum width seats at minimum pitch more like.

Right now, we don’t even know if the beast will be able to fly with 550 pax. We’ll know this year. Also, we don’t even know if the current emergency exits will handle 550 pax in 90 seconds, considering how many pax might be affraid to jump out of the upper deck. I am not sure you’ll ever see more than 2-4-2 upstairs and 3-4-3 downstairs. So they won’t reduce seat widths. If it all, removing the extra armrests betwene seats would allow the seats to be wider. Those who might consider 800 pax would probably have it as an all coach config, assuming the beast could take off with that many. The beast was designed at a time where business and first class were big cash cows for airlines. The beast provides huge amount of room for business/first. But many airlines no longer need such large premium classes, so would the A380 be of use to them ? Perhaps Airbus should consider a combi version which would allow airlines such as Aircanada to combine large cargo with medium passenger capacity. Once the beast is flying, Airbus will have a better idea of its performance, and I think we will then see better definition of what it can and cannot do.

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> kooked: > Yeah, I guess most people don’t live lives of idle trolling like you > and have to actually WORK and don’t have time to masturbate on usenet > 24/7. > FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS >    About > JF MEZEI

Oddly enough Mike, one has to ask the same of you. All we see you do is troll, and forge my name to your constant rant. You seem to be the one with the problem.

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> This makes sense. If Boeing reduces the price tag of 747 by 30-40%, > there is enough competition for A380. Boeing doesn’t need to develop a > new air craft.

But then it would not be possible for Boeing to produce the craft economically. Again, a new product is not only new in its design but also in the way that it is being build. With the introduction of a new product there will also be new production techniques introduced that will make the production of the product cheaper and easier. The 747 even in its -400 version is still a second generation aircraft that is very likely more expensive to build than a third generation aircraft such as the 777 (taking the size into consideration of cause). Nik

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> Its design could accommodate up to 850 passengers, >though most airlines are initially likely to use a large chunk of the >extra space to turn flying into an experience more akin to a luxury >cruise. >There is already talk of in-flight casinos, on-board fountains, >duty-free shops, gyms and showers. Some airlines are considering >scrapping the traditional trolley service for meals and allowing >passengers to help themselves from a range of food counters.

Dream on. Crammed with minimum width seats at minimum pitch more like. MJ

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> In nine days, one of the most eagerly anticipated aircraft ever built > will be unveiled. > To mark its arrival Tony Blair will join Jacques Chirac, the French > president, and the leaders of Germany and Spain at a huge aircraft > hangar in Toulouse, southwest France. With a lavish sound and light > show, a curtain will be pulled back and the four leaders – along with > up to 5,000 invited guests – will finally get their first glimpse of > the Airbus A-380, the world’s biggest passenger airliner. SNIP SNIP > The A-380 is a symbol of continental might – and Chirac and Gerhard > Schroder, the German chancellor, who fell out with the White House over > the Iraq war, are probably savouring the prospect of a European plane > capturing the lead in air travel from America’s veteran 747s. > Sunday Times, London

Is that really an article from the London Sunday Times or a straight quote from a press-release of Airbus Industries ?????? retired/uk.

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> Is that really an article from the London Sunday Times or > a straight quote from a press-release of Airbus Industries ??????

Both. For years, media have become simple outlets for press releases. Governments know this and have used this to the fullest extent. Reporters are under extreme pressure tyo produce more and under tighter deadlines, so the time needed to research stories and debunk some of the propaganda from press releases is often very insufficient.

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kooked: > Is that really an article from the London Sunday Times or > a straight quote from a press-release of Airbus Industries ?????? >Both. For years, media have become simple outlets for press releases. >Governments know this and have used this to the fullest extent. Reporters are >under extreme pressure tyo produce more and under tighter deadlines, so the >time needed to research stories and debunk some of the propaganda from press >releases is often very insufficient.

Yeah, I guess most people don’t live lives of idle trolling like you and have to actually WORK and don’t have time to masturbate on usenet 24/7. FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS    About JF MEZEI The "nobody" troll of rec.travel.air and "John Doe" troll of the sci.space.* newsgroups. (Rev. Jan. 01, 2005) Written by: Darrell Larose 121 Northwestern Ave Ottawa, ON K1Y 0M1 (613) 725-0245 1.  Who is JF Mezei? Jean-Francois Mezei is the worst netkook and megatroll to have ever hit rec.travel.air and various other usenet newsgroups.  He is also one of the longest running trolls in usenet history. ***WARNING:  JF MEZEI IS A ROGUE CANCELLER.  HE FORGES THE NAME AND E-MAIL ADDRESS OF USENET POSTERS HE DOES NOT AGREE WITH AND CANCELS THEIR MESSAGES.*** If you participate in the same newsgroups he does, you should monitor the control.cancel newsgroup.  If you find that he has cancelled your Also http://www.usenetabuse.com . 2.  How long has he been trolling? For well over a decade. 3.  Where does he live? Montreal, Quebec, Canada Jean-Francois Mezei 86 Harwood Gate Beaconsfield, QC H9W3A3 (514) 992-0474 (514) 695-8259 His website is http://www.vaxination.ca . 4.  What makes him such a malicious troll? His trolling is constant, repetitious, relentless.  Once he invades your newsgroup he will stay for decades, troll around the clock, day in and day out, every day of the year, for years and years on end.  He does not listen to pleas to stop, he does not listen to anything anyone tells him, he does not pay attention when the misinformation/disinformation he posts is corrected, he just goes right on trolling year in, year out like a little child holding his ears closed while yelling "I can’t hear you, I can’t hear anything you say!" 5.  What does he troll about? His favorite subjects are USA-bashing and anything to do with sex.  He hates the USA and Americans and will hijack any thread and turn it into a USA-bashing fest.  If he can’t do that then he’ll just start making lewd posts. 6.  What does he hate about the USA? Everything!  He is part of a larger group of Canadian trolls who have a visceral hatred of the USA, motivated by envy mostly.  The USA is a happier, better, more successful version of their country and they can’t stand it.  Some of JF’s favorite troll bait is "the Bush regime", "the Bush-Rumsfeld-Wolfowitz axis of evil", "Americans are brainwashed", "Cars are evil", "SUVs are evil", "all Americans are stupid" etc. 7.  What about his sexual trolling? Ah, that is JF at his trolling best.  No sexual topic is too bizarre. Among his favorites are child sexuality, masturbation, women’s genitalia, sex toys, circumcision, the sex lives of Americans (of course) … the list is endless. 8.  Circumcision??? Yes, JF trolled the circumcision newsgroups for years.  He still likes to insert circumcision into his trolling every now and then. Apparently, JF was traumatized as a child because his parents, poor Hungarian immigrants to Canada, left him uncircumcised when he was born, as is the custom in most of the world.  Growing up in Canada where male infant circumcision was prevalent at the time, he was psychologically scarred (so he claims).  As soon as he could he arranged to get himself snipped, and then joined the brigades of circumcision proselytizers in the newsgroups advocating the joys of a free willy.  His main argument is how much better he was able to masturbate after getting circumcised without that "pesky foreskin" getting in the way of his enjoyment, and he has made it his mission in life to spread the circumcision gospel. 9.  What’s his interest in child sexuality?  That sounds kind of freaky. Well, everything having to do with Mezei *is* freaky.  Among the subjects dear to his heart are the genitals of little boys and girls, especially little boy’s foreskins (and how tight they are) and little girls’ hymens.  He is also a tireless activist and advocate that children should be taught to masturbate early on so that they don’t grow up "sexually repressed like Americans". He also counsels all parents of boys that they constantly check their little boys’ penises and foreskins frequently to ensure a good fit, proper movement, and that they be able to masturbate with no problems. Utopia for JF would be a world full of parents manipulating their little boys’ penises. 10.  Ewww!  This guy is sounding more and more disgusting by the minute!  Are you sure about all this stuff? Yes, you can check the google archives for yourself.  There’s over a decade full of Mezei trolling in there. 11.  How can I find all that out, doesn’t he change aliases all the time like all trolls do? Of course!  See the appendix below for a list of many of his known trolling aliases. 12.  So where does this guy get so much time to troll, doesn’t he work? Ha ha ha!  JF hasn’t worked a day in his life!  He’s an adult baby, a grown man who still lives at home with mommy and sleeps all day and trolls the newsgroups all night.  In his free time when he isn’t trolling he likes to ride his bike down to Dorval Airport and race the planes down the runway in his bike. 13.  That seems strange, is he mentally ill or something? Bingo!  JF is a boy in a grown man’s body.  Psychologically he never got past the age of 13 and got stuck in a world of bathroom humor (i.e. "pull my finger!") and locker room antics that he has never been able to outgrow. 14.  Speaking of locker rooms, I heard he has a sexual fetish about them, is that true? Yes!  JF goes to the gym not to work out but to watch men in the locker room.  He loves to post about the male sexual organs he has seen in locker rooms over the years, especially his unnatural obsession with foreskins.  He stalks the men in locker rooms trying to measure how much foreskin they have, or how little is left if they have been circumcised.  He gets extremely excited when he spots a case of phimosis. 15.  Oh my Gawd, this guy is nuts!  He should be locked up in an insane asylum! Yep, JF is certifiably insane.  He lives in a black helicopter / tin foil hat world where others are out to get him.  The key to understanding JF is that he sees himself as a VICTIM.  To JF the world is out to get him, especially the USA.  Victimhood is what JF is all about. What seems to have sent him over the edge was when the Canadian rail system was "killed", in his words.  He used to be a major train nut, spotting trains, writing down their numbers and chasing them down at the train yard like a good freak.  Then he turned his attention to aviation.  Major events that made him fall head first deep into the abyss were the bankruptcy of Canadian Airlines and their subsequent takeover by Air Canada (whom he sees as evil).  So paranoid is he that when an Air Canada plane crashed he claimed that Air Canada employees went lurking about in the night with buckets of white paint to cover up the Air Canada markings.  He saw that as symbolic of a cover up of the crash investigation.  He has never recovered from this. 16.  Where else does he hang out, I want to avoid him! His main haunt on usenet is comp.os.vms, a newsgroup dedicated to some ancient, arcane, obsolete piece of vax crapware that nobody has taken seriously for decades.  JF hangs out there with other misfits and social dropouts who share his psychological traumas, crying for the good old vax days of yore.  It’s really pathetic! 17.  Where else does he hang out? can.internet.highspeed, alt.cellular.fido, and a few other geeky computer groups.  For a while after the Shuttle Columbia disaster he invaded the sci.space groups, sci.space.shuttle in particular, and trolled it relentlessly with the anti-American, conspiracy theory crap he’s so famous for.  But they ran him off that group and he had to go crawling back to comp.os.vms with his tail between his legs, licking his wounds. 18.  It sounds like comp.os.vms is the only group he respects and doesn’t troll. Pretty much.  For a megatroll like JF it’s impossible not to troll, so he slips in troll bait every now and then, but by and large he respects comp.os.vms, and, more importantly, he tries to hide his trolling activities from them so they won’t find out what a major netkook he is. 19.  Wow, sounds like he should be exposed so they will know what kind of psycho he is! Exactly.  Feel free to post all his trolls to comp.os.vms.  And while you’re at it post them to can.internet.highspeed and alt.cellular.fido too.  And to alt.usenet.kooks, a group for the likes of JF, and news.admin.net-abuse.usenet. 20.  What else can I do?  Is there an abuse address? Yes, you should send complaints along with copies of his troll posts to: also http://www.usenetabuse.com You can also call directly, troll free, 1-877-779-1575. TekSavvy Solutions Inc. 330 Richmond St., Suite 205 Chatham, ON, Canada N7M 1P7 And feel free to distribute this FAQ freely.  Post it to newsgroups, email it to people, you may host it at your own website, send it to newspapers and magazines that do Internet articles or anything to do with Montreal or Canada, etc.

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> > "Time will tell who is right," Harry Stonecipher, CEO of Boeing, said > recently. "If demand increases, we’ll build a supersize aircraft." > Nop. The demand for such large aircraft won’t be big enough to justify Boeing > spending megabucks to develop a new aircraft with only the hope of capturing > half of that market. If airvus breaks even on the A380, it will be a big > enough accomplishement. > What Boeing might do however is just lower the price tag of the 747 > sufficiently to make the thing really competitive.

This makes sense. If Boeing reduces the price tag of 747 by 30-40%, there is enough competition for A380. Boeing doesn’t need to develop a new air craft.

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In nine days, one of the most eagerly anticipated aircraft ever built will be unveiled. To mark its arrival Tony Blair will join Jacques Chirac, the French president, and the leaders of Germany and Spain at a huge aircraft hangar in Toulouse, southwest France. With a lavish sound and light show, a curtain will be pulled back and the four leaders – along with up to 5,000 invited guests – will finally get their first glimpse of the Airbus A-380, the world’s biggest passenger airliner. Dwarfing the Boeing 747, this double-decker of the skies has already been dubbed the "superjumbo". Its wingspan is nearly as long as a football pitch. Its design could accommodate up to 850 passengers, though most airlines are initially likely to use a large chunk of the extra space to turn flying into an experience more akin to a luxury cruise. There is already talk of in-flight casinos, on-board fountains, duty-free shops, gyms and showers. Some airlines are considering scrapping the traditional trolley service for meals and allowing passengers to help themselves from a range of food counters. Futuristic it may sound, but the A380 is expected to make its first test-flight by March-end and to enter service next spring with flights between Singapore and London. The superjumbo project, however, is not merely just about a plane. It is at the forefront of a battle for supremacy of the skies between Europe and America. The A-380 is a symbol of continental might – and Chirac and Gerhard Schroder, the German chancellor, who fell out with the White House over the Iraq war, are probably savouring the prospect of a European plane capturing the lead in air travel from America’s veteran 747s. To its supporters, the superjumbo will herald a new golden age in air travel. But to doubters there is still turbulence ahead. They predict that travel trends are changing and that demand for large aircraft will be limited. Gordon Bethune, CEO of Continental Airlines, told a travel industry group: "What’s in it for me to sit on an airplane with 500 other people, wait for my bags with 500 other people, check in with 500 other people?" And if airlines used the A-380’s full capacity, passengers could find themselves corralled, "cattle class" style, in even bigger groups. So, in contrast to Airbus, Boeing is concentrating its efforts on developing a smaller plane. But if the superjumbo is more success than white elephant that will not be an end of the rivalry for the skies. "Time will tell who is right," Harry Stonecipher, CEO of Boeing, said recently. "If demand increases, we’ll build a supersize aircraft." Sunday Times, London Source: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/985371.cms

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> Dwarfing the Boeing 747, this double-decker of the skies has already > been dubbed the "superjumbo".

It looks more like a beast. Actually, in its green pain, under certain viewing angles, it reminds me of a klingon bird of prey. > football pitch. Its design could accommodate up to 850 passengers,

Does anyone know if the current plane can handle 850 pax with current emergency exit config ? Or is the architecture of the 380 such that it could be stretched to accomodate that many ? > There is already talk of in-flight casinos, on-board fountains, > duty-free shops, gyms and showers.

They forgot the olympic size swimming pool, tennis courts, dining rooms, hairdressers, theatre, imax cinema and snack bar :-) > Some airlines are considering > scrapping the traditional trolley service for meals and allowing > passengers to help themselves from a range of food counters.

While this would truly be neat from a passenger experience point of view, this has to be balanced with the "fasten your seat belt at all times in case of unexpected turbulence" issue. > travel. But to doubters there is still turbulence ahead. They predict > that travel trends are changing and that demand for large aircraft will > be limited.

Assuming the beast actually does fly and provide the promised savings, promised range and payload, even if only a few airlines buy it, the plane would still be a success. But it would be, like Concorde, a financial disaster for the builder. > group: "What’s in it for me to sit on an airplane with 500 other > people,

Wider seats for one thing.  Does CO have it head office laid out in a large number of small homes, or are they in a more efficient office building ? Does he mind having to work with thousands ofther humans in the same building ? The fact that the plane is split on two floors will probably reduce the feeling of 550 people on the plane. > wait for my bags with 500 other people, check in with 500 other > people?"

Better than being stuck on a runway or fly around an airport until you run out of fuel because of airport congestion. > So, in contrast to Airbus, Boeing is concentrating its efforts on > developing a smaller plane.

Not really. Boeing is making a replacement for the 767 that is bigger than the 767 to compete against the airbus 330 (and now 350). > "Time will tell who is right," Harry Stonecipher, CEO of Boeing, said > recently. "If demand increases, we’ll build a supersize aircraft."

Nop. The demand for such large aircraft won’t be big enough to justify Boeing spending megabucks to develop a new aircraft with only the hope of capturing half of that market. If airvus breaks even on the A380, it will be a big enough accomplishement. What Boeing might do however is just lower the price tag of the 747 sufficiently to make the thing really competitive.

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> >With these geniuses in charge of security, airline travel is no more >secure today that it was on 9/11. All we’ve done is created an >entirely new class of civil servant control freaks and given them >power to fuck with peoples’ lives. > Yep.  I think most people agree we need good security in airports, but > gov’t. bureauracy never does anything very well. > Just another reason to be afraid of socialized medicine.

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> With these geniuses in charge of security, airline travel is no more > secure today that it was on 9/11. All we’ve done is created an > entirely new class of civil servant control freaks and given them > power to fuck with peoples’ lives.

Exactly. And they fuck with peoples’ lives because they are incompetent or just because they can.

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>Just another reason to be afraid of socialized medicine.

Abolish Medicare? gld

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>There is a certain amount of security in "random" security since it makes it >much harder to plan some attack.

Ah, so the chaos is actually part of some brilliant plan … I get it! (-; (-; (-; gld

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>With these geniuses in charge of security, airline travel is no more >secure today that it was on 9/11. All we’ve done is created an >entirely new class of civil servant control freaks and given them >power to fuck with peoples’ lives.

Yep.  I think most people agree we need good security in airports, but gov’t. bureauracy never does anything very well. Just another reason to be afraid of socialized medicine. — There’s no way to delay that trouble comin’ everyday

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>With these geniuses in charge of security, airline travel is no more >secure today that it was on 9/11. All we’ve done is created an >entirely new class of civil servant control freaks and given them >power to fuck with peoples’ lives.

isn’t that the truth?

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> With these geniuses in charge of security, airline travel is no more > secure today that it was on 9/11. All we’ve done is created an > entirely new class of civil servant control freaks and given them > power to fuck with peoples’ lives.

 There is a certain amount of security in "random" security since it makes it much harder to plan some attack.

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> >But it *is* necessary, Paul, and the grownups among us understand >that and have come to terms with it.  You should try and do the >same.

<Geoff> That’s fine. If you want to submit the government "security," measures, inorder to excercise a privledge (travelling by air), that’s fine with me. I chose not to submit to those measures and as such, I don’t travel by air as air travel is not a right. I’d rather be secure in my person and my possessions at the expense of getting somewhere a little quicker. > My friend had a fun experience flying home the other day. Seems our > last name is similar to another passenger on the flight – a passenger > that the airline had flagged for "extra" screening. They gave my > friend this woman’s boarding pass by mistake; my friend didn’t notice > right away.

Gee, I wonder why the other person was "flagged." Pissed off a gate agent somewhere? > When she got to the screening station, she got the full treatment: the > wanding, the swabbing, the individual inspection of every item in her > luggage. The brilliant agents of the TSA didn’t notice that the > boarding pass was incorrect, either – even though they looked at my > friend’s ID.

<sarcasm> Instills alot of confidence in the tsa, doesn’t it? </sarcasm> > After the screening was over, my friend went to the gate. It was then > she noticed that she had the wrong boarding pass. So she went to the > airline counter, explained what had happened, and received the correct

<snip> > entirely new class of civil servant control freaks and given them > power to fuck with peoples’ lives.

Yet another reason to stay the hell off commercial airlines if at all possible. The civil servants running the security show couldn’t screen out a terrorist if their own lives depended on it.

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> At best, they are scrip that can be spent only > at the company store, if there is a compnay > store, at whatever "price" the company chooses > to charge from day to day.

And they do change the prices! I was pissed to find that AA had raised the R/T peak, continental U.S. "price" to 50K miles from 40K miles. Reality is that it’s pretty rare to be able to get the off-peak "price" of 25K miles (which used to be 20K miles BTW). The better deal is the non-affiliated credit cards that offer an unrestricted r/t ticket, on any airline, up to $500 for 25K points. You can usually find continental U.S. flights for not much more than $500, even at peak times, though not always the best times. These cards have an annual fee, I pay $40/year for my Visa card. Plus since it’s a real purchased ticket, you get FF miles on the tickets. I actually had to pay for a ticket for the first time in about a decade. Ouch that hurt!

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>The better deal is the non-affiliated credit cards that offer an >unrestricted r/t ticket, on any airline, up to $500 for 25K points. >You can usually find continental U.S. flights for not much more than >$500, even at peak times, though not always the best times.

  Maybe they are a better deal if you don’t fly otherwise, but if you fly   anyway (like those of us who fly on business) and are a few thousand   miles short of an award, how do non-affiliated credit cards help?   You can’t mix and match them with the existing mileage like you can with   affiliated cards, so you need to charge at least $25K before you get any   use out of them.  You can’t get mileage from hotels and car rentals.   International awards are usually terrible, too: some of the ones I’ve   seen don’t offer *any* awards to Asia or Latin America. >These >cards have an annual fee, I pay $40/year for my Visa card. Plus since >it’s a real purchased ticket, you get FF miles on the tickets.

  Or you can pay $30/year for a Starwood AmEx, and be able to top off   any mileage program you already have without waiting to accumulate   $25K or $50K in charges.

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just my luck Mark

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> When the airline folds so do your FF’s. Had Ansett FF a couple of years > ago > which you could also use on Star Alliance. Lost around 500,000 points. > Use > them ASAP > Too bad.  However, Ansett is the only case I know of where FFs lost their > points.  Neither Swissair or Sabena’s did.

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With Ansett FF points, all members of the FF program that had points became creditors of the liquidated airline.  I am not aware of anybody getting any thing back, though. I cashed in most of my FF points about 6 weeks before Ansett died.  The tickets were for Singapore Airlines.  I was fortunate that Singapore still honoured the tickets, even though it was after Ansett was long gone. I was one of the lucky ones!

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> just my luck > Mark >> When the airline folds so do your FF’s. Had Ansett FF a couple of years >> ago >> which you could also use on Star Alliance. Lost around 500,000 points. >> Use >> them ASAP > Too bad.  However, Ansett is the only case I know of where FFs lost their > points.  Neither Swissair or Sabena’s did.

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Yeah, this is scary.  As of July, I now have 25K miles on US Air, just enough to get one precious flight to somewhere.   It’s taken me ten years to accumulate this many miles, because I can’t afford to fly very often.  And now, apparently, unless I can think of somewhere I need to go in the next month or two, I may well lose it all.  Several hundred dollars worth of air travel down the drain.  This really hurts.   Any advice? :-( Liz D. Indianapolis

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> > US Air may not make it… If so, what happens to their frequent flyer miles?  [snip] > [snip[ If you have actual tickets and the airline goes under,other carriers have to provide passage on a standby basis.

This isn’t what United told me this afternoon.  They said they are "not obligated" to honor tickets booked through US Air on a United flight. (That was all they knew… didn’t have any other info or predictions on what they’d do if US Air folds.) Liz D. Indianapolis

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> When the airline folds so do your FF’s. Had Ansett FF a couple of years ago > which you could also use on Star Alliance. Lost around 500,000 points. Use > them ASAP

Too bad.  However, Ansett is the only case I know of where FFs lost their points.  Neither Swissair or Sabena’s did.

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> All of them.  For example, this is from the American Airlines > AAdvantage program rules: >        "American Airlines may, in its discretion, change the >        AAdvantage program rules, regulations, travel awards, >        and  special offers at any time with or without notice." >        http://www.aa.com/content/AAdvantage/programDetails/ >        termsAndConditions/termsAndConditions.jhtml >  From that page: > "American Airlines reserves the right to end the AAdvantage program with > six months notice." > This contradicts your statement, theat they can eliminate the program > without notice.

Changing the prgram rules to make it effectively impossible to redeem any points, or eleiminating all members point balances (which they can do) renders the clause about "eliminating" the program effectively meaningless. Frequent flyer miles are not "money in the bank". Edward Hasbrouck <http://hasbrouck.org> "The Practical Nomad: How to Travel Around the World" (3rd edition, February 2004) "The Practical Nomad Guide to the Online Travel Marketplace" <http://www.practicalnomad.com>

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>Under the terms of any of the airlins’ frequent >flyer program, any airline chan change or eliminate >its porgram at any time, without notice, for >any or no reason.  Bankruptcy isn’t necessary.

  Just where do you come up with this nonsense?   “Continental Airlines and all OnePass partners reserve the right   to change any aspect of the OnePass program at any time with 60 days   notice to active members…  Continental Airlines reserves the right   to discontinue the OnePass program with six months notice to members.”   This from http://www.continental.com/onepass/rules/advisory.asp

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When the airline folds so do your FF’s. Had Ansett FF a couple of years ago which you could also use on Star Alliance. Lost around 500,000 points. Use them ASAP Mark

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->I guess US Air may not make it this time.  If so, what happens to their > frequent flyer miles?  Has anyone had a carrier go under while still > holding FF miles?  I never have but I’m sitting on 50,000 of their miles > right now.  I am wondering if I should use them up real soon (even > though I don’t need to go anywhere) or just sit tight until it all > unfolds. > MARTY

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Cisco troll/pedophile/netkook/asshole Michael Voight sockpuppeting as – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->>>>Use the points, you have absolutely no guarantee >>>>they will exist once the airline stops. >>>The qualifier, "once the airline stops" is not needed. >>>Under the terms of any of the airlins’ frequent >>>flyer program, any airline chan change or eliminate >>>its porgram at any time, without notice, for >>>any or no reason.   >>Which Airline’s FF membership agreement says "without notice". > All of them.  For example, this is from the American Airlines > AAdvantage program rules: >        "American Airlines may, in its discretion, change the >        AAdvantage program rules, regulations, travel awards, >        and  special offers at any time with or without notice." >        http://www.aa.com/content/AAdvantage/programDetails/ >        termsAndConditions/termsAndConditions.jhtml > From that page: >"American Airlines reserves the right to end the AAdvantage program with >six months notice." >This contradicts your statement, theat they can eliminate the program >without notice.

How about the threat of putting pedophiles like you behind bars. About rogue Cisco employee and netkook/troll/usenet flooder Michael Voight, alias "anonymous", "nothilaryduff", "Really Me", "mrtravel", "mrtravelkay", etc. etc. etc. below for a larger list of all his trolling aliases. spaces). Michael D. Voight 111 Bean Creek Rd, No. 118 Scotts Valley,  CA  95066-4148 (8 3 1) 4 3 8 – 2 4 8 5 He is pedophile Gary Burnore’s partner in crime.  Gary Burnore is a convicted sex offender/child molester and the biggest kook in the history of the net. Voight likes to spend his time in the teenage personals newsgroups trying to pick up underage girls. The idiot works for Cisco in their Scotts Valley, California Technical Assistance Center (TAC) and apparently they don’t keep him busy enough so he has to troll usenet newsgroups all day long from work. ***WARNING:  THIS IDIOT HAS BEEN CAUGHT FORGING PEOPLE’S IDENTITIES ON USENET AND CANCELLING THEIR POSTS.*** If you are one of his victims, or are simply fed up with his o . c o m> (remove spaces) . c o m> too (remove spaces). See further below for more Cisco contact information. He often posts through sbcglobal and prodigy, so forward them to His main hangouts (besides the teenage personals newsgroups) are rec.travel.air and alt.visa.us.marriage-based, a sleazy newsgroup where foreigners wanting to immigrate to the US hook up with losers like Voight who are willing to marry them for money so they can get their green card.  Voight is a pro at this, handing out daily advice on how to be a sleazoid like him and sell green cards. When he isn’t giving out advice on how to commit federal crimes on alt.visa.us.marriage-based he is usually on rec.travel.air flooding that newsgroup with trolls and harassing posters and picking retarded fights with the regular posters there. He also tends to post a lot in the personals and penpals newsgroups as well as the support groups for fat people, lonely folks, and for depression.  Obviously after his Russian Internet brides get their green cards they flee, leaving him lonely and desperate for company. Maybe that’s why he keeps a P.O. Box at the post office, so he can get his personals mail there: Voight, Michael P.O. Box 67016, Scotts Valley, CA 95067 (4 0 8) 4 6 1 – 8 7 0 7 The idiot is a two-time high school dropout and had to join the Marines because even the Army rejected him! He’s got a daughter in Orange County that one of his ex-wives had the intelligence to take away from him.  Lord only knows what could have happened to her if she had continued to live with the kook.  The other kids he has belong to his previous Russian sleazy brides, and since they come and go so do the kids.  It wouldn’t hurt to let Cisco know what kind of deviant sexual pervert they have working for them. Many people have wondered how Cisco ever hired such a psycho.  It cheapens their image and credibility in the corporate world after all. Well, they didn’t hire him directly, he came as baggage when they acquired the company he used to work for, TGV Software.  His e-mail All intelligent members of the usenet community have killfiled him, so he takes great pains to get past their killfiles by rubbing his only two cerebral neurons together and coming up with gems like: a y> Some of his other trolling aliases are: l . n e t> Lately he’s had some gender confusion and has been posting as women, such as: Perhaps he’s thinking of getting a sex change (or worse, raping some teenage girls). It would be a good idea to call Cisco at 1-800-553-2447 and ask to speak with a supervisor and explain that you are EXTREMELY unhappy that this idiot spends his whole day at work playing on the internet on company time.  THEY WILL NOT LIKE THAT. Then write to corporate headquarters explaining what this idiot is doing and telling them HOW BAD IT IS FOR THEIR COMPANY IMAGE.  They will LOVE that you brought this to their attention: Cisco Systems, Inc. 170 West Tasman Dr. San Jose, CA 95134 USA Then also call them.  You should always follow up email or letters with phone calls.  Always ask for supervisors or managers.  Try to get as far up as possible. (408)526-4000 (800)553-NETS or (800)553-6387 Contact Investor Relations and tell them you are interested in investing in their company but won’t do so until they get rid of this asshole who is wasting company resources: Cisco Systems, Inc. Investor Relations Department 170 West Tasman Drive San Jose, CA 95134-1706 Phone: (408) 526-8890 Fax: (408) 526-4545 Might as well contact customer service too, they LOVE to hear about this type of stuff: USA 1 800 553 6387 Then finally, send letters with copies of his nasty posts addressed personally to each one of the OFFICERS of the company using the headquarters address.  Believe me, they READ your complaints and are VERY INTERESTED in them, especially if it’s about one of their employees.  They will take a PERSONAL interest in rooting this ASSHOLE out of their company: John Morgridge, Chairman Phone: (408) 526-8229 Fax: (408) 526-4100 John Chambers, President, CEO Phone: (408) 526-8222 Fax: (408) 526-4100 Larry Carter, CFO, Sr. VP-Fin. and Admin., Sec., Director Phone: (408) 526-8211 Fax: (408) 526-4100 Richard Justice, Sr. VP, Worldwide Field Operations Phone: (408) 527-7371 Fax: (408) 526-4100 Brad Boston,Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer Phone: (408) 526-7008 Fax: (408) 526-8220 Susan Lori Bostrom Senior Vice President, Internet Business Solutions Group Phone: (408) 527-5648 Fax: (408) 526-4100 Howard S. Charney Senior Vice President, Office of the President Phone: (408) 526-8300 Fax: (408) 526-4100 Kate DCamp Senior Vice President, Human Resources Phone: (408) 527-9530 Fax: (408) 526-4100 Gail Morales Manager, Human Resources, Employment Phone: (408) 527-6654 Fax: (408) 526-4100 Peggy Lynch Employee Benefits Phone: (408) 526-8859 Fax: (408) 527-6080 Mario Mazzola Senior Vice President and Chief Development Officer Phone: (408) 526-5535 Fax: (408) 526-4100 Betsy Rafael Vice President and Corporate Controller Phone: (408) 525-0164 Fax: (408) 526-4100 Claudia Ceniceros Manager, Public Relations Phone: (408) 525-4700 Fax: (408) 526-4100 Write, call, and fax: Cisco Systems, Inc. 170 West Tasman Drive San Jose, California 95134-1706, USA Phone: (408) 526-4000 Fax: (408) 526-4100 (800)553-NETS = (800)553-6387 Have fun! — Questo messaggio e’ stato inoltrato automaticamente da un paio di anonymous remailer. Il mittente originale e’ sconosciuto e non identificabile. Datevi pace.

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->>>Use the points, you have absolutely no guarantee >>>they will exist once the airline stops. >>The qualifier, "once the airline stops" is not needed. >>Under the terms of any of the airlins’ frequent >>flyer program, any airline chan change or eliminate >>its porgram at any time, without notice, for >>any or no reason.   >Which Airline’s FF membership agreement says "without notice". > All of them.  For example, this is from the American Airlines > AAdvantage program rules: >    "American Airlines may, in its discretion, change the >    AAdvantage program rules, regulations, travel awards, >    and  special offers at any time with or without notice." >    http://www.aa.com/content/AAdvantage/programDetails/ >    termsAndConditions/termsAndConditions.jhtml

 From that page: "American Airlines reserves the right to end the AAdvantage program with six months notice." This contradicts your statement, theat they can eliminate the program without notice.

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> Use the points, you have absolutely no guarantee > they will exist once the airline stops.

The qualifier, "once the airline stops" is not needed. Under the terms of any of the airlins’ frequent flyer program, any airline chan change or eliminate its porgram at any time, without notice, for any or no reason.  Bankruptcy isn’t necessary. Some people think of frequent flyer mileage credits as "money in the bank". But they are not.   At best, they are scrip that can be spent only at the company store, if there is a compnay store, at whatever "price" the company chooses to charge from day to day. Edward Hasbrouck <http://hasbrouck.org> "The Practical Nomad: How to Travel Around the World" (3rd edition, February 2004) "The Practical Nomad Guide to the Online Travel Marketplace" <http://www.practicalnomad.com>

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So if I book a flight now using FF miles (Dividend Miles) with US Air for, say, the first full week in December, and they file Chapter 7 sometime in November, would my ticket be honored by anyone? I don’t know if I can, but if the flight was partially (1 leg) or fully with another carrier such as United, would this be honored? Best educated guesses are better than nothing :) bex

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>So if I book a flight now using FF miles (Dividend Miles) with US Air for, >say, the first full week in December, and they file Chapter 7 sometime in >November, would my ticket be honored by anyone?

Very unlikely. Such tickets are usually non-endorseable. >I don’t know if I can, but if the flight was partially (1 leg) or fully with >another carrier such as United, would this be honored?

Probably the legs on that carrier. But if you don’t fly the first leg, the entire ticket usually gets dumped.

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>>Use the points, you have absolutely no guarantee >they will exist once the airline stops. > The qualifier, "once the airline stops" is not needed. > Under the terms of any of the airlins’ frequent > flyer program, any airline chan change or eliminate > its porgram at any time, without notice, for > any or no reason.  

Which Airline’s FF membership agreement says "without notice".

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For an airline such as US Air, if it were to fold, it is not unlikely that some other airline would buy the FF points and database from the liquidators as a fairly cost effective means to acquire the loyalty of the former US Air customers. If you convert points now into tickets, and US Air stops flying before those tickets are used, then in all lieklyhood, those tickets will be unusable. You then become one of the lowest creditor behind everyone else. Your only hope is that anothert airline agrees to take over this liability as partial payment for some other US Air assets, but then, you’d likely be on some stand-by basis in an alrteady way overbooke industry until the load formerly handled by US Air has been absorbed by other carriers.

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->>Use the points, you have absolutely no guarantee >>they will exist once the airline stops. > The qualifier, "once the airline stops" is not needed. > Under the terms of any of the airlins’ frequent > flyer program, any airline chan change or eliminate > its porgram at any time, without notice, for > any or no reason.   > Which Airline’s FF membership agreement says "without notice".

All of them.  For example, this is from the American Airlines AAdvantage program rules:         "American Airlines may, in its discretion, change the         AAdvantage program rules, regulations, travel awards,         and  special offers at any time with or without notice."         http://www.aa.com/content/AAdvantage/programDetails/         termsAndConditions/termsAndConditions.jhtml And this is from the United Mileage Plus rules:         United may change Mileage Plus Program rules,         regulations, travel awards and special offers or         terminate the Mileage Plus program at any time and         without notice.         http://www.united.com/page/article/0,6722,50450,00.html All the others have some form of the same language. Edward Hasbrouck <http://hasbrouck.org> "The Practical Nomad: How to Travel Around the World" (3rd edition, February 2004) "The Practical Nomad Guide to the Online Travel Marketplace" <http://www.practicalnomad.com>

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>>Use the points, you have absolutely no guarantee they will exist once the >airline stops. >   This got me thinking… Which airlines’ frequent flyer points did *not* >   survive the airline’s demise?  PanAm, Eastern, TWA miles all survived. >   I think miles in Continental’s program (whatever it was called at the >   time… TravelBank?) were canceled in the first bankruptcy.  Markair and >   Western Pacific had FF programs of some kind which did not survive the >   bankruptcy, but USAir is a much bigger airline.  It’s hard to imagine >   that their FF points will disappear when they go out of business.

Swissair and Sabena’s survived. Ansett did not.

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Thanks for the tip.  I’ll be on my way next week!! MARTY

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > I have a question for those who fly a lot.   > I’ve never been much of a flyer, and yet the last 8 months have seen > me on 5 round trips, with regular travel now being my life.  I find > that when I get close to a scheduled trip, I start to feel ill, when I > fly, I feel just ickky when I get off the plane, and I’m not well for > a few days after each trip.  This is a both coming-and-going issue. > Is this something related to flying, to airplanes and their air > quality, or do I just chalk it up to high-stress ahead of a trip? > Does anyone else have general health  issues with a lot of flights > each year?   > How about those of you who travel in groups of time, then take that > much grouping of time and don’t see an airplane?   > The majority of my travel is international,  but for the most part, > I’ve been able to be comfortable (I think!) in my clothes and seating > arrangements. > Thanks for any insights you have!

If you start to feel ill BEFORE a flight, it cannot possibly be the actual air travel that ails you. I suspect you are experiencing some axiety about air travel. Perhaps you should speak with a therapist about your concerns if they really bother you.

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>If you start to feel ill BEFORE a flight, it cannot possibly be the >actual air travel that ails you. I suspect you are experiencing some >axiety about air travel. Perhaps you should speak with a therapist >about your concerns if they really bother you.

Based on the answers here, it looks like I’m just over-stressing on the reasons *for* the trips.  I’m a little uncomfortable with take-offs and landings, but it’s never been anything serious.  So, because these trips are high-stress for the time period between the flights, I’m gonna chalk this one up to not wanting the trip, instead of having flying problems. I’m still interested in hearing about it if any other frequent fliers do get ill from the trips themselves.  It was a shot in the dark, still is, but just in case — and thanks for the reassurances, I guess it’s just my traveling reasons, not the traveling itself.

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> I get withdrawl symptons if I dont fly for about a month.

That could be construed as a somewhat masochistic tendancy. ;-) Kind Regards, Howard

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> I get withdrawl symptons if I dont fly for about a month. > That could be construed as a somewhat masochistic tendancy. ;-)

And it gets even worse on those rare occasions when nothing goes wrong.

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I have a question for those who fly a lot.   I’ve never been much of a flyer, and yet the last 8 months have seen me on 5 round trips, with regular travel now being my life.  I find that when I get close to a scheduled trip, I start to feel ill, when I fly, I feel just ickky when I get off the plane, and I’m not well for a few days after each trip.  This is a both coming-and-going issue. Is this something related to flying, to airplanes and their air quality, or do I just chalk it up to high-stress ahead of a trip? Does anyone else have general health  issues with a lot of flights each year?   How about those of you who travel in groups of time, then take that much grouping of time and don’t see an airplane?   The majority of my travel is international,  but for the most part, I’ve been able to be comfortable (I think!) in my clothes and seating arrangements. Thanks for any insights you have! callie

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> I have a question for those who fly a lot. > I’ve never been much of a flyer, and yet the last 8 months have seen > me on 5 round trips, with regular travel now being my life.  I find > that when I get close to a scheduled trip, I start to feel ill,

A definate sign of it being phycological. > Does anyone else have general health  issues with a lot of flights > each year?

Not I. > How about those of you who travel in groups of time, then take that > much grouping of time and don’t see an airplane?

I get withdrawl symptons if I dont fly for about a month.

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> I have a question for those who fly a lot.   > I’ve never been much of a flyer, and yet the last 8 months have seen > me on 5 round trips, with regular travel now being my life.  I find > that when I get close to a scheduled trip, I start to feel ill, when I > fly, I feel just ickky when I get off the plane, and I’m not well for > a few days after each trip.  This is a both coming-and-going issue. > Is this something related to flying, to airplanes and their air > quality, or do I just chalk it up to high-stress ahead of a trip?

Could be both.  Stressing out ahead of time lowers your immunity.  If you are doing something different while traveling than with not traveling, you are then physically stressing your body and immune system.  I know if I eat differently (not necessarily quality but type and quantity of food) while traveling than at home, I often feel run down and not as healthy.  Of course dealing with multiple germs/viruses at different places don’t help in the least.  Perhaps take vitamins or eat properly before, during and after will help?  Change your frame of mind…such as reading a book/listening to music while at home and while on the plane might help you relax?  My biggest stressors are when the trip is not planned to the point that I know almsot exactly where/what/when I will be doing something. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Does anyone else have general health  issues with a lot of flights > each year?  

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> >> From http://www.post-gazette.com/travel/tnotes9.asp >> Thanksgiving weekend is always the busiest travel time of the year, with >> long lines at airports, flight delays, crowded parking lots and crowds. >For what it’s worth, I flew from Washington-Dulles to Amsterdam last night >(Wednesday), on a 6:15pm departure. > Glad to see you brought good weather with you Miguel, after the > miserable grey rainy days we’ve had lately!

Huh? Today was actually the worst day of this week so far, weather-wise. Misty until 1 PM and delays at Schiphol. It was sunny around 2 PM, but mist is already coming in again. My friend is returning from Colombia today and his flight from Madrid is now scheduled for 3:30 PM, hope there are no further delays. Sjoerd

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>> For what it’s worth, I flew from Washington-Dulles to Amsterdam last night > (Wednesday), on a 6:15pm departure. > Glad to see you brought good weather with you Miguel, after the > miserable grey rainy days we’ve had lately!

It was the least I could do. I can’t stand the drizzle, so I’ll try to keep it up the whole week. My mother insists it was 15C last week but I suspect she’s over-glamorizing. miguel — See the world from your web browser: http://travel.u.nu/

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The local authorities here are predicting that Tuesday and the upcoming Sunday will be the busy days at ATL.

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me schrieb: > > …is supposedly the Sunday after Thanksgiving. > Perhaps in the USA. Here in Europe, it is sometime in August. In China, it > is around Chinese New Year. Globally, I am not so sure. >    Globally it probably varies alot.

That’s why you got Aerolloyd (YP) aircraft from FRA, not for the first time. Regards, ULF

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> From http://www.post-gazette.com/travel/tnotes9.asp > Thanksgiving weekend is always the busiest travel time of the year, with > long lines at airports, flight delays, crowded parking lots and crowds.

For what it’s worth, I flew from Washington-Dulles to Amsterdam last night (Wednesday), on a 6:15pm departure. I was running late, and managed to get to the airport around 5:30. I was figuring that with all the touted Thanksgiving crowds, plus it being right after work, I was a goner for sure. Well, there was nobody ahead of me at the United check-in line, and nobody ahead of me at the security line. I just walked up, set my bag on the belt, and walked through (didn’t take my shoes off either, and nobody cared). So, at least at IAD, the new-high-security-holiday-peak-nightmare seems to be a bust. The only hiccup was having to put up with those infernal "mobile lounges"; the one I was on spent 10 minutes on the tarmac while planes drove by. Overheard some discussions about a TSA walkout but I’m not sure what the deal with that was. miguel — See the world from your web browser: http://travel.u.nu/

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> > …is supposedly the Sunday after Thanksgiving. > Perhaps in the USA. Here in Europe, it is sometime in August. In China, it > is around Chinese New Year. Globally, I am not so sure.

   Globally it probably varies alot.  Some holidays are fixed on dates, others by relative locations to events of the moon that kinda thing. Throw in the normal weekly and monthly variations in travel volume, not to mention pilgrimage cycles and heck probably election cycles and every year probably has a different "busiest" day on a global scale.

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> …is supposedly the Sunday after Thanksgiving.

Perhaps in the USA. Here in Europe, it is sometime in August. In China, it is around Chinese New Year. Globally, I am not so sure. Sjoerd

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> …is supposedly the Sunday after Thanksgiving.  Does anyone know offhand what > the busiest air travel day of the week is, *during* the week of Thanksgiving? > Just curious.

Don’t even know when Thanksgiving is. Is it soon? The busiest travel days have always been Easter weekend, starting on Good Friday. And August Bank Holiday weekend when travel usually gets underway Friday evening. It’s very busy on the roads, don’t know if airports are the same.

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…is supposedly the Sunday after Thanksgiving.  Does anyone know offhand what the busiest air travel day of the week is, *during* the week of Thanksgiving? Just curious.

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From http://www.post-gazette.com/travel/tnotes9.asp (this was last week, so they mean Thanksgiving) Thanksgiving traffic reports Thanksgiving weekend is always the busiest travel time of the year, with long lines at airports, flight delays, crowded parking lots and crowds. To help alert travelers to what’s happening before they get to the gate, Travelocity will have "spotters" stationed at 26 of the nation’s busiest airports. They’ll monitor travel delays, airport check-in wait times, security lines, parking and traffic from major thoroughfares to the airports. The information will be posted on www.travelocity.com from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. on Wednesday and next Sunday, which are, traditionally, the two busiest travel days of the year.

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> …is supposedly the Sunday after Thanksgiving.  Does anyone know offhand what > the busiest air travel day of the week is, *during* the week of Thanksgiving? > Just curious.

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> From http://www.post-gazette.com/travel/tnotes9.asp > (this was last week, so they mean Thanksgiving) > Thanksgiving traffic reports > Thanksgiving weekend is always the busiest travel time of the year, with > long lines at airports, flight delays, crowded parking lots and crowds. To > help alert travelers to what’s happening before they get to the gate, > Travelocity will have "spotters" stationed at 26 of the nation’s busiest > airports. They’ll monitor travel delays, airport check-in wait times, > security lines, parking and traffic from major thoroughfares to the > airports.

You forgot to mention "hassle factor" with TSA as they notice these odd people hanging out around security all day, writing down notes.. ;)

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> I don’t understand why any airline serving JFK would be against > improving transit to the airport.

I think it has to do with where the funds come from. I think AA objected to airport funds (partly contributed by AA paying usage fees to the airport) being used to fund a public transit initiative. Of course, AA probably doesn’t want to admit that it is in fact a public transit company. Perhaps urban public transit authorities should object to federal funds going to help inter-city transit companies (aka: airlines, amtrak etc).

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> This is hardly worth the complaint.  Since converting my TWA miles > to American, and flying AA, I can say that the additional leg room is > a distinct bonus.  And I don’t care how AA selects to advertise this > feature.  Although I believe I once heard the expression, "The only > major airline with additional leg room for all seats".  Or something > like that.

Not worth the complaint?  Let’s say you have never flown AA.  Or you have, and had one or many bad experiences.  Advertising is designed to brig you back, or attract you for your first flight.  Would you like to know that you were lied to to get you there?  I doubt it.  And while were at it, have you ever gotton a Bic Mac from McDonalds that looks like it does in a commercial??? :-)

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My big macs keep on getting smaller and smaller…or is it just me getting bigger and bigger??? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->This is hardly worth the complaint.  Since converting my TWA miles >to American, and flying AA, I can say that the additional leg room is >a distinct bonus.  And I don’t care how AA selects to advertise this >feature.  Although I believe I once heard the expression, "The only >major airline with additional leg room for all seats".  Or something >like that. > Not worth the complaint?  Let’s say you have never flown AA.  Or you have, > and had one or many bad experiences.  Advertising is designed to brig you > back, or attract you for your first flight.  Would you like to know that you > were lied to to get you there?  I doubt it.  And while were at it, have you > ever gotton a Bic Mac from McDonalds that looks like it does in a > commercial??? :-)

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> My big macs keep on getting smaller and smaller…or is it just me > getting bigger and bigger???

thats what happens when you eat too many bigmacs =P

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> > After spending big bucks on their recent multi-million dollar >advertising > > campaign, AA is stuck eating crow as two carriers step forward and >charge AA > > with outright lying in their advertising campaigns and/or press >releases. > Continental also put out a release this past Monday I think, giving the >truth > about the Newark monorail rail-plane connection, which AA tried to crap >all over > the previous Friday. > Matthew :) > AA’s first release: http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/020419/daf022_1.html > CO’s correction: http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/020423/cgtu060_1.html >AA has no moral compass when it comes to the issue of promoting rail access >to JFK Airport. >Several years ago, they lead the charge (along with ATA) to scuttle rail >access to JFK by filing a lawsuit seeking to prevent PFC funds from being >used to fund JFK AirTrain. >Now, suddenly they are "deathbed" converts and claim to support the concept >of a one seat ride from JFK to Manhattan.

There will still not be a one-seat ride to Manhattan, even with the monorail connection. The whole project is an example of the political inflighting that plagues the New York metro area, in large part because of these multi-state regional compacts that just don’t work. I am hopeful that NYC wouldn’t renew its deal with the Port Authority when it expired in a few years and would take its airports back. At least that would give it some muscle which hopefully would lead to changes in stupid projects like Airtrain. I support its idea, but as long as it’s not a one-seat ride, its usefulness is severely limited. But with Giuliani’s departure and the events of 9/11, things like that aren’t on the burner anymore. So it’s likely the deal will be extended again.

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I don’t understand why any airline serving JFK would be against improving transit to the airport.

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> Why not just change their advertising to the "only solvent airline to > invest the time and resources into adding additional space in every > coach cabin, in every airplane."

This is hardly worth the complaint.  Since converting my TWA miles to American, and flying AA, I can say that the additional leg room is a distinct bonus.  And I don’t care how AA selects to advertise this feature.  Although I believe I once heard the expression, "The only major airline with additional leg room for all seats".  Or something like that.

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>I don’t understand why any airline serving JFK would be against >improving transit to the airport.

I’m not sure they were against it per se. They just didn’t want PFCs used to fund it. Now, since AA has a large domestic operation at LGA, they do have a vested interest in other airports. But JFK and LGA don’t really compete against each other because relatively few people use JFK for domestic traffic.

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> This also says NOTHING to the fact that it was actually TWA that did it all > first.  They used to call it "Comfort Class"  I think they were like 22 and > 146 – something like that.  But, AA owns them now so I guess they get to lay > claim to their history as well.

Well, TWA took them out AND also put them back. AA had to reconfigure the TWA aircraft for MRTC

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Why not just change their advertising to the "only solvent airline to invest the time and resources into adding additional space in every coach cabin, in every airplane." LL – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->After spending big bucks on their recent multi-million dollar advertising >campaign, AA is stuck eating crow as two carriers step forward and charge AA >with outright lying in their advertising campaigns and/or press releases. > AA is not outright lying.  It is Clintonesque parsing.  see below. >LAS VEGAS–(BUSINESS WIRE)–April 25, 2002–National Airlines is correcting >inaccurate claims made by American Airlines in a press release issued by >American on April 23 regarding an upcoming television commercial. >In the press release, the American Airlines executive vice president of >marketing and planning stated that his carrier was the "only airline to >invest the time and resources into adding additional space in every coach >cabin, in every airplane." > Well since National claims below that they have ALWAYS had the > additional space, then they did not invest anything to "ADD ADDITIONAL > space" therefore AA’s statement is technically correct.  I’d like to see > AA make that claim and get laughed at, but still… >National’s configuration has been in place since it started operations in >May of 1999, and is virtually identical to the new configuration of >American’s 757 aircraft. > I’ve flown National, they are good for jaunts to/from Vegas from a few > cities, but otherwise aren’t really an airline in the same class as AA > or other majors.    National serves a very specific niche.  National is > also in bankruptcy as I recall, and when I flew them I wasn’t very > impressed with them as a well-run organization, so IMO this is really > just a publicity stunt by a desparate regional airline. > Mike

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> After spending big bucks on their recent multi-million dollar advertising > campaign, AA is stuck eating crow as two carriers step forward and charge AA > with outright lying in their advertising campaigns and/or press releases. > Continental also put out a release this past Monday I think, giving the truth > about the Newark monorail rail-plane connection, which AA tried to crap all over > the previous Friday. > Matthew :) > AA’s first release: http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/020419/daf022_1.html > CO’s correction: http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/020423/cgtu060_1.html

AA has no moral compass when it comes to the issue of promoting rail access to JFK Airport. Several years ago, they lead the charge (along with ATA) to scuttle rail access to JFK by filing a lawsuit seeking to prevent PFC funds from being used to fund JFK AirTrain. Now, suddenly they are "deathbed" converts and claim to support the concept of a one seat ride from JFK to Manhattan. How odd. Ironic that if AA and the ATA had prevailed, there would be no rail line to extend into New York City– and hence, no one seat ride to suddenly advocate. Were it not for CO’s heavy promotion of AirTrain Newark, AA would certainly not feel threatened. Incidentally, the first two segments of JFK AirTrain (the CTA loop and the segment to Howard Beach) is scheduled to open by October 1, 2002 (or thereabouts). Kenneth Lin

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> After spending big bucks on their recent multi-million dollar advertising > campaign, AA is stuck eating crow as two carriers step forward and charge AA > with outright lying in their advertising campaigns and/or press releases.

Continental also put out a release this past Monday I think, giving the truth about the Newark monorail rail-plane connection, which AA tried to crap all over the previous Friday. Matthew :) AA’s first release: http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/020419/daf022_1.html CO’s correction: http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/020423/cgtu060_1.html

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This also says NOTHING to the fact that it was actually TWA that did it all first.  They used to call it "Comfort Class"  I think they were like 22 and 146 – something like that.  But, AA owns them now so I guess they get to lay claim to their history as well.

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> After spending big bucks on their recent multi-million dollar advertising > campaign, AA is stuck eating crow as two carriers step forward and charge AA > with outright lying in their advertising campaigns and/or press releases. > Continental also put out a release this past Monday I think, giving the truth > about the Newark monorail rail-plane connection, which AA tried to crap all over > the previous Friday. > Matthew :) > AA’s first release: http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/020419/daf022_1.html > CO’s correction: http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/020423/cgtu060_1.html

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After spending big bucks on their recent multi-million dollar advertising campaign, AA is stuck eating crow as two carriers step forward and charge AA with outright lying in their advertising campaigns and/or press releases. LAS VEGAS–(BUSINESS WIRE)–April 25, 2002–National Airlines is correcting inaccurate claims made by American Airlines in a press release issued by American on April 23 regarding an upcoming television commercial. In the press release, the American Airlines executive vice president of marketing and planning stated that his carrier was the "only airline to invest the time and resources into adding additional space in every coach cabin, in every airplane." American Airlines has made similar claims since the carrier initiated its program to remove seats from their aircraft approximately two years ago. National Airlines, based in Las Vegas, operates a fleet of Boeing 757 jet aircraft, each with 175 seats (22 in First Class and 153 in Coach). National’s configuration has been in place since it started operations in May of 1999, and is virtually identical to the new configuration of American’s 757 aircraft. "We believe American is attempting a `spin’ in its worst form. After all, it was American that crammed the seats into coach in the first place, and apparently, they have now decided it was a bad idea. For American to now take a shot at the rest of the industry is especially distasteful, particularly to us at National as we have been providing the additional legroom all along," said Michael J. Conway, president and CEO of National. "It is also unfortunate that these types of claims often go unchecked, but not this time." National is the second airline to issue a correction on a statement made by American in the past week. Continental Airlines earlier issued a statement correcting an American Airlines statement made on April 19 regarding rail service between New York City and Newark International Airport. National Airlines operates an all Boeing fleet of 757 jet aircraft serving Chicago Midway, Chicago O’Hare, Dallas/Ft. Worth, Los Angeles, Miami, New York JFK, Newark, Philadelphia and San Francisco with nonstop flights to and from its Las Vegas hub. The airline will take delivery of three additional aircraft in the coming weeks to inaugurate new service at Seattle and provide additional service to Dallas/Ft. Worth on May 23rd.

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> > IF YOU ASK for a flight attendant’s name, employee number, whatever you > feel > > you need to identify them for a complaint you intend to file – you’ll be > in > > deep shit.  Homeland security measures are very strict when it comes to > > identifying pilots, flight attendants, etc., any member of a flight > crew. > Where in the world do you get this? > There are no such restrictions regarding knowing the name of the flight > attendant, pilots on a flight. In fact, often they will announce the > first and last names of the pilot and first officer during the flight. > I tried to get the name of a United member of crew once, to complain about > them. I nearly go thrown off the plane

Flight attendants are the "new power" in the skies now, and they damn well know it.  AA has the WORST rep for it’s flight attendants being bitches in the air, male and female both! Visit SkyTrax where you can both read passenger comments about the airline/flight crews, etc, both good AND bad, and even post your own. http://www.airlinequality.com/Forum/am_aa.htm

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Oh lord, first Sybil Mezei and now Sybil Voight. Michael Voight (mrtravel) posting as multiple personality Lost 5 of 8 – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->>Deep shit indeed.  Please…  While Homeland security is an actual > necessity, >>crew names are hardly part of it. > Ok, if you say so.  ASK your next flight attendant for their I.D.   Go for > it.   ;-) >Security rules REQUIRE visible ID.  In addition, AA FA’s wear name tags. >Plus, the first and last names of the flight crew are announced quite >often.  Please point us to the Homeland Security rule that prevents them >   from telling you their name.

Nah, better to point to this: About Netkook Troll/Newsgroups Flooder Michael "mrtravel" Voight "mrtravel" is the usenet handle of a brainless usenet troll whose San Jose and apparently they don’t keep him busy enough so he has to troll usenet when he isn’t looking for foreign brides to marry in exchange for money in alt.visa.us.marriage-based  and alt.personals.big-folks, or trying to pick up minors in alt.personals.teens or any of the number of creepy newsgroups he frequents.  Some of his other trolling aliases are Network His phone number is 831-252-2606. He’s got a daughter in Orange County that one of his ex-wives had the intelligence to take away from him.  Lord only knows what could have happened to her if she had continued to live with the kook.  The other kids he has belong to his previous Russian sleazy brides, and since they come and go so do the kids.  It wouldn’t hurt to let Cisco know what kind of deviant sexual pervert maniac they have working for them, so…. He often posts through sbcglobal and prodigy, so forward them to You can also call them at 1 800 553 2447 and ask to speak with a supervisor and explain that you are EXTREMELY unhappy that this idiot spends his whole day at work playing on the internet on company time.  THEY WILL NOT LIKE THAT. Then write to corporate headquarters explaining what this idiot is doing and telling them HOW BAD IT IS FOR THEIR COMPANY IMAGE.  They will LOVE that you brought this to their attention: Cisco Systems, Inc. 170 West Tasman Dr. San Jose, CA 95134 USA Then also call them.  You should always follow up email or letters with phone calls.  Always ask for supervisors or managers.  Try to get as far up as possible. (408)526-4000 (800)553-NETS or (800)553-6387 Contact Investor Relations and tell them you are interested in investing in their company but won’t do so until they get rid of this asshole who is wasting company resources: Cisco Systems, Inc. Investor Relations Department 170 West Tasman Drive San Jose, CA 95134-1706 Phone: (408) 526-8890 Fax: (408) 526-4545 Might as well contact customer service too, they LOVE to hear about this type of stuff: USA 1 800 553 6387 Then finally, send letters with copies of his nasty posts addressed personally to each one of the OFFICERS of the company using the headquarters address.  Believe me, they READ your complaints and are VERY INTERESTED in them, especially if it’s about one of their employees.  They will take a PERSONAL interest in rooting this ASSHOLE out of their company: John Morgridge, Chairman John Chambers, President, CEO Donald Valentine, Vice Chairman Larry Carter, CFO, Sr. VP-Fin. and Admin., Sec., Director Richard Justice, Sr. VP, Worldwide Field Operations Have fun!

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> None, you’re either fetchingly paranoid, or don’t travel by air at all…..

And you’re either blind, or one of the perfect little flying drones who notices nothing – just how the airlines like it.

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>>Deep shit indeed.  Please…  While Homeland security is an actual > necessity, >crew names are hardly part of it. > Ok, if you say so.  ASK your next flight attendant for their I.D.   Go for > it.   ;-)

Security rules REQUIRE visible ID.  In addition, AA FA’s wear name tags. Plus, the first and last names of the flight crew are announced quite often.  Please point us to the Homeland Security rule that prevents them    from telling you their name.

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>>None, you’re either fetchingly paranoid, or don’t travel by air at > all….. > And you’re either blind, or one of the perfect little flying drones who > notices nothing – just how the airlines like it.

I doubt you ever fly, as you seem to miss those name tags clearly visible on thier uniforms, and the photo id’s they all have. Additionally, it seems you have never heard them announce the names of the pilot and first officer on the plane.  Additionally you keep pointing out some Homeland Security "rules" that, apparently, only you have access to.

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> IF YOU ASK for a flight attendant’s name, employee number, whatever you feel > you need to identify them for a complaint you intend to file – you’ll be in > deep shit.  Homeland security measures are very strict when it comes to > identifying pilots, flight attendants, etc., any member of a flight crew. > Where in the world do you get this? > There are no such restrictions regarding knowing the name of the flight > attendant, pilots on a flight. In fact, often they will announce the > first and last names of the pilot and first officer during the flight.

I tried to get the name of a United member of crew once, to complain about them. I nearly go thrown off the plane

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->>IF YOU ASK for a flight attendant’s name, employee number, whatever you > feel >>you need to identify them for a complaint you intend to file – you’ll be > in >>deep shit.  Homeland security measures are very strict when it comes to >>identifying pilots, flight attendants, etc., any member of a flight > crew. >Where in the world do you get this? >There are no such restrictions regarding knowing the name of the flight >attendant, pilots on a flight. In fact, often they will announce the >first and last names of the pilot and first officer during the flight. > I tried to get the name of a United member of crew once, to complain about > them. I nearly go thrown off the plane

Do they wear name tags? Did you report this to a supervisor? What reason did they give for "nearly" throwing you off the plane?

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> But this is what you do:  You take names, you take numbers (dates, times, > flight numbers, willing witnesses phone numbers) and when it’s over, you make > phone calls and send letters/email to the appropriate people, not just at AA > but if it’s a real abuse of power, to the FAA, NTSB, the airport, etc.

Yes, and how does one do that under the circumstances described in the original post?   Don’t you think the FA wouldn’t interfere with collecting names and phone numbers of whitnesses?  Do you think witnesses would feel intimidated to privide names and phone numbers?

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t… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> But this is what you do:  You take names, you take numbers (dates, times, > flight numbers, willing witnesses phone numbers) and when it’s over, you make > phone calls and send letters/email to the appropriate people, not just at AA > but if it’s a real abuse of power, to the FAA, NTSB, the airport, etc. > Yes, and how does one do that under the circumstances described in the > original post?   Don’t you think the FA wouldn’t interfere with collecting > names and phone numbers of whitnesses?  Do you think witnesses would feel > intimidated to privide names and phone numbers?

IF YOU ASK for a flight attendant’s name, employee number, whatever you feel you need to identify them for a complaint you intend to file – you’ll be in deep shit.  Homeland security measures are very strict when it comes to identifying pilots, flight attendants, etc., any member of a flight crew. Dairenn Lombard, you’re welcome to try it . . . and come back and let us all know how it went when you are finished being detained, mmm k?

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> IF YOU ASK for a flight attendant’s name, employee number, whatever you feel > you need to identify them for a complaint you intend to file – you’ll be in > deep shit.  Homeland security measures are very strict when it comes to > identifying pilots, flight attendants, etc., any member of a flight crew.

Where in the world do you get this? There are no such restrictions regarding knowing the name of the flight attendant, pilots on a flight. In fact, often they will announce the first and last names of the pilot and first officer during the flight.

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> IF YOU ASK for a flight attendant’s name, employee number, whatever you feel > you need to identify them for a complaint you intend to file – you’ll be in > deep shit.  Homeland security measures are very strict when it comes to > identifying pilots, flight attendants, etc., any member of a flight crew. > Where in the world do you get this? > There are no such restrictions regarding knowing the name of the flight > attendant, pilots on a flight. In fact, often they will announce the > first and last names of the pilot and first officer during the flight.

Exactly.  Now, try making a point of finding out what their names are.

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None muttered…. > Ok, if you say so.  ASK your next flight attendant for their I.D.   Go > for it.   ;-)

Just did, Monday last, MPX/ATL.  She told me.   ….and the Pilot had given us his name in the pre-takeoff announcements. Flying frequently, I’ve only seen one pax ever removed from a plane, and that was for what was either drunkeness or a comatose state induced by a medicasl condition. Come to think of it, as dumb as they can sometimes appear to be, I’ve never seen the TSA do any more than sort of silly exaggerations to their normal search routine.  Inconvenient?  Sure.  Borderline cretinous or obtuse?  Of course.  Harassment?  Who, when and where….no legends, please. None, you’re either fetchingly paranoid, or don’t travel by air at all….. TMO

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> Yes, and how does one do that under the circumstances described in the > original post?   Don’t you think the FA wouldn’t interfere with collecting > names and phone numbers of whitnesses?  Do you think witnesses would feel > intimidated to privide names and phone numbers?

Just general advice whenever you’re in a situation where somebody’s messing up.   Obviously, it might be a little precarious although I doubt it would turn into a circus of FAs throwing off a half a dozen passengers ’cause they’re all supposedly drunk, heh. — Los Angeles, CA – http://www.base-ix.com/~dlombard/ Base-IX Communications, coming 2004

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->>IF YOU ASK for a flight attendant’s name, employee number, whatever you > feel >>you need to identify them for a complaint you intend to file – you’ll be > in >>deep shit.  Homeland security measures are very strict when it comes to >>identifying pilots, flight attendants, etc., any member of a flight > crew. >Where in the world do you get this? >There are no such restrictions regarding knowing the name of the flight >attendant, pilots on a flight. In fact, often they will announce the >first and last names of the pilot and first officer during the flight. > Exactly.  Now, try making a point of finding out what their names are.

OK, assuming you’re not a nutjob… It wouldn’t be that hard for AA to figure out which crew was on that flight if provided with a date, time, flight number and, if the FA refused to identify themselves (which is B.S. but let’s just say happens anyway), can be described. Deep shit indeed.  Please…  While Homeland security is an actual necessity, crew names are hardly part of it. — Los Angeles, CA – http://www.base-ix.com/~dlombard/ Base-IX Communications, coming 2004

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 > Yes, and how does one do that under the circumstances described in the  > original post?   Don’t you think the FA wouldn’t interfere with collecting  > names and phone numbers of whitnesses? Yes. > Do you think witnesses would feel > intimidated to privide names and phone numbers?

Yes. In this new day and age of air travel, so much as blinking your eyes wrong at a check point can land you in hours of questioning and scrutiny.  So much as a disagreeable look towards a flight attendant can get you charged with "interfering with a flight crew" and tossed in jail on landing.  Flight attendants will not hesitate to have a passenger tossed off a plane or even charged with interfering with a flight crew (which, by the way, is a charge that can be levied based on the flight attendant’s word only, no proof required).  I’ve been on far too many flights where the flight attendants whine to the captain that a certain passenger is acting funny, or just doesn’t look right and boom, they’ll have them hauled off the plane. Never underestimate a flight attendant on the rag, male OR female.  For no good reason whatsoever, you could be their next target – seen it too many times to doubt it.

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->>>IF YOU ASK for a flight attendant’s name, employee number, whatever you > feel >>>you need to identify them for a complaint you intend to file – you’ll be > in >>>deep shit.  Homeland security measures are very strict when it comes to >>>identifying pilots, flight attendants, etc., any member of a flight > crew. >>Where in the world do you get this? >>There are no such restrictions regarding knowing the name of the flight >>attendant, pilots on a flight. In fact, often they will announce the >>first and last names of the pilot and first officer during the flight. > Exactly.  Now, try making a point of finding out what their names are. > OK, assuming you’re not a nutjob… > It wouldn’t be that hard for AA to figure out which crew was on that flight if > provided with a date, time, flight number and, if the FA refused to identify > themselves (which is B.S. but let’s just say happens anyway), can be described. > Deep shit indeed.  Please…  While Homeland security is an actual necessity, > crew names are hardly part of it.

Ok, if you say so.  ASK your next flight attendant for their I.D.   Go for it.   ;-)

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> American Airlines – by Jamison DeHaas > 22 November  2003 > MIA/STX. Typical Sunday in Miami. Nonstop flight to St. Croix. While > boarding, I was behind an elderly gentleman walking with a cane. Upon > boarding a male flight attendant standing at doorway and the elderly > gentleman told him this airline sure makes you wear ugly ties, or > something > to that affect. Next thing you know airline ground personnel are boarding > the plane questioning the old man because a flight attendant had told the > pilot that the old man was drunk and disorderly. They talk to the man, > find > out he’s not drunk, said he only had one beer at the bar on the concourse > Today is Nov 21… in MIA and STX. > "He" said he only had one beer…. How many times do you think drunk > drivers tell this to cops?

The point is that the passenger standing behind him says that the passenger was not drunk and the FA was a jerk. FFM snip

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->> American Airlines – by Jamison DeHaas >> 22 November  2003 >> MIA/STX. Typical Sunday in Miami. Nonstop flight to St. Croix. While >> boarding, I was behind an elderly gentleman walking with a cane. Upon >> boarding a male flight attendant standing at doorway and the elderly >> gentleman told him this airline sure makes you wear ugly ties, or >> something >> to that affect. Next thing you know airline ground personnel are >> boarding >> the plane questioning the old man because a flight attendant had told >> the >> pilot that the old man was drunk and disorderly. They talk to the >> man, find >> out he’s not drunk, said he only had one beer at the bar on the >> concourse > Today is Nov 21… in MIA and STX. > "He" said he only had one beer…. How many times do you think drunk > drivers tell this to cops? > The point is that the passenger standing behind him says that the > passenger was not drunk and the FA was a jerk.

The FA thought he was drunk. There was a disagreement about whether he was or not. So, rather than risk a liability in the air, they chose to put him off the plane. Do you think this is something the do a lot or do without reason?

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->>> American Airlines – by Jamison DeHaas >>> 22 November  2003 >>> MIA/STX. Typical Sunday in Miami. Nonstop flight to St. Croix. While >>> boarding, I was behind an elderly gentleman walking with a cane. Upon >>> boarding a male flight attendant standing at doorway and the elderly >>> gentleman told him this airline sure makes you wear ugly ties, or >>> something >>> to that affect. Next thing you know airline ground personnel are >>> boarding >>> the plane questioning the old man because a flight attendant had told >>> the >>> pilot that the old man was drunk and disorderly. They talk to the >>> man, find >>> out he’s not drunk, said he only had one beer at the bar on the >>> concourse >> Today is Nov 21… in MIA and STX. >> "He" said he only had one beer…. How many times do you think drunk >> drivers tell this to cops? > The point is that the passenger standing behind him says that the > passenger was not drunk and the FA was a jerk. > The FA thought he was drunk. There was a disagreement about whether he > was or not. So, rather than risk a liability in the air, they chose to > put him off the plane. Do you think this is something the do a lot or do > without reason?

Yes, rumor has it (and it’s a damn good rumor) that AA Flight Attendants routinely use the "appears to be intoxicated" FAA rule to deplane passengers they don’t like.  The passenger doesn’t actually have to be intoxicated, the flight attendant only has to say that the passenger "appears to be intoxicated" and that’s all it takes, the passenger gets tossed off the plane, and the flight attendant doesn’t have to deal with a passenger they don’t like. It’s a power trip thing.

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> Yes, rumor has it (and it’s a damn good rumor) that AA Flight Attendants > routinely use the "appears to be intoxicated" FAA rule to deplane passengers > they don’t like.  The passenger doesn’t actually have to be intoxicated, the > flight attendant only has to say that the passenger "appears to be > intoxicated" and that’s all it takes, the passenger gets tossed off the > plane, and the flight attendant doesn’t have to deal with a passenger they > don’t like.

I think it would take being a serious asshole before an FA would even care to notice a passenger enough to resort to such an extreme measure, sir.  If FAs were booting pax off flights at the drop of a hat, for any reason at all (ie., an _actual_ power trip), then there’d really be a problem.  And, management will have done something about it.  The AA FAs I’ve talked to have made it perfectly clear that management will not tolerate any inappropriate action towards paying customers when they have clear evidence of it being the case. But this is what you do:  You take names, you take numbers (dates, times, flight numbers, willing witnesses phone numbers) and when it’s over, you make phone calls and send letters/email to the appropriate people, not just at AA but if it’s a real abuse of power, to the FAA, NTSB, the airport, etc.  Not bitch, whine and moan, carrying on about never flying that airline again.  As a business, they will bend-over backwards to do everything to make it up to a customer to retain their business.  But by the same token, they also have no interest in attempting to keep around a sniveling, whining cry-baby who’s using a situation where they were justifiably removed from the flight to try and goat sympathy points out of bystanders. "Damn good" is hardly an empiracle basis on which to support a rumor, sir.  I suggest you back up these outlandish claims with something real, such as evidence there has been an investigation into such rampid abuse of power. — Los Angeles, CA – http://www.base-ix.com/~dlombard/ Base-IX Communications, coming 2004

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> American Airlines – by Jamison DeHaas > 22 November  2003 > MIA/STX. Typical Sunday in Miami. Nonstop flight to St. Croix. While > boarding, I was behind an elderly gentleman walking with a cane. Upon > boarding a male flight attendant standing at doorway and the elderly > gentleman told him this airline sure makes you wear ugly ties, or something > to that affect. Next thing you know airline ground personnel are boarding > the plane questioning the old man because a flight attendant had told the > pilot that the old man was drunk and disorderly. They talk to the man, find > out he’s not drunk, said he only had one beer at the bar on the concourse > Today is Nov 21… in MIA and STX. > "He" said he only had one beer…. How many times do you think drunk > drivers tell this to cops? > American Airlines – by Fabian Bonavia > 21 November  2003 > I travelled American Airlines New York La Guardia to Key West, Florida via > Miami – it was definitely the worst travel experience of my life. My flight > out of La Guardia was scheduled to leave at 5.10pm and I was at the airport > 2 hours earlier. The check in lounge looked like a storehouse with agents > yelling their heads off. The American airline gates were dirty and noisy > with torn seats and dirty carpets. > Does AA do the maintenance or the airport authority? >   1 hour prior to scheduled departure a 45 > minute delay notice was posted on the monitor. A few minutes later, a 1 hour > 30 minute delay was posted. The agent only showed up around 30 minutes prior > to departure with many people left helpless at the desk. > What were they trying to do? > Did they not already have boarding passes? > The pilots > themselves had to help us out. The Boeing 757 was old and scruffy and the > IFE was pitiful – charging $2 for a headset! > You get to keep the headset. You are free to bring your own and not get > charged. They use to charge $5 PER FLIGHT > I asked the stewardess > "stewardess"?? They haven’t been called this for many years. > whether > I could leave the aircraft before other passengers as I ran the risk of > missing my connecting flight. She said that I would probably miss it anyway > and ignored my request – however, prior to landing, another stewardess made > an announcement assuring passengers that they would get on their connecting > flight. Running from one terminal to another in a streak of panic, I (along > with at least 20 other passengers) lost the last flight out to Key West by > just 5 minutes. >  >Knowing that there was a 2 hour delay at LGA, AA personnel > made no effort to wait a few minutes – they couldn’t care less. The AA agent > at MIA said that the flight had to leave because the tower at Key West > closes at 11pm! However, AA insists on scheduling Key West flights this late > at night anyway. > Because people want to take them that late.. It helps with people that > are connecting. > He also made it quite clear that no passengers were going > to be compensated for accommodation or car hire. > What was the cause of the delay?? > It may be the kind of the delay that airlines don’t compensate for.

exactly.  Everyone is going to have to draw their own conclusions.  I’m not aware that LGA concourses are in that bad of shape, they aren’t the best, but this customer makes it sound like the armageddon takes place there every day. The story on the veteran is on target.  It would certainly take more than one beer for me, but a lot of elderly are on medications that one beer mixed in with them could be like ten.  However, in this instance, I doubt it.

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> American Airlines – by Jamison DeHaas > 22 November  2003 > MIA/STX. Typical Sunday in Miami. Nonstop flight to St. Croix. While > boarding, I was behind an elderly gentleman walking with a cane. Upon > boarding a male flight attendant standing at doorway and the elderly > gentleman told him this airline sure makes you wear ugly ties, or something > to that affect. Next thing you know airline ground personnel are boarding > the plane questioning the old man because a flight attendant had told the > pilot that the old man was drunk and disorderly. They talk to the man, find > out he’s not drunk, said he only had one beer at the bar on the concourse

Today is Nov 21… in MIA and STX. "He" said he only had one beer…. How many times do you think drunk drivers tell this to cops? > American Airlines – by Fabian Bonavia > 21 November  2003 > I travelled American Airlines New York La Guardia to Key West, Florida via > Miami – it was definitely the worst travel experience of my life. My flight > out of La Guardia was scheduled to leave at 5.10pm and I was at the airport > 2 hours earlier. The check in lounge looked like a storehouse with agents > yelling their heads off. The American airline gates were dirty and noisy > with torn seats and dirty carpets.

Does AA do the maintenance or the airport authority?   1 hour prior to scheduled departure a 45 > minute delay notice was posted on the monitor. A few minutes later, a 1 hour > 30 minute delay was posted. The agent only showed up around 30 minutes prior > to departure with many people left helpless at the desk.

What were they trying to do? Did they not already have boarding passes? The pilots > themselves had to help us out. The Boeing 757 was old and scruffy and the > IFE was pitiful – charging $2 for a headset!

You get to keep the headset. You are free to bring your own and not get charged. They use to charge $5 PER FLIGHT > I asked the stewardess

"stewardess"?? They haven’t been called this for many years. whether > I could leave the aircraft before other passengers as I ran the risk of > missing my connecting flight. She said that I would probably miss it anyway > and ignored my request – however, prior to landing, another stewardess made > an announcement assuring passengers that they would get on their connecting > flight. Running from one terminal to another in a streak of panic, I (along > with at least 20 other passengers) lost the last flight out to Key West by > just 5 minutes.

 >Knowing that there was a 2 hour delay at LGA, AA personnel > made no effort to wait a few minutes – they couldn’t care less. The AA agent > at MIA said that the flight had to leave because the tower at Key West > closes at 11pm! However, AA insists on scheduling Key West flights this late > at night anyway.

Because people want to take them that late.. It helps with people that are connecting. He also made it quite clear that no passengers were going > to be compensated for accommodation or car hire.

What was the cause of the delay?? It may be the kind of the delay that airlines don’t compensate for.

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American Airlines – by Jamison DeHaas 22 November  2003 MIA/STX. Typical Sunday in Miami. Nonstop flight to St. Croix. While boarding, I was behind an elderly gentleman walking with a cane. Upon boarding a male flight attendant standing at doorway and the elderly gentleman told him this airline sure makes you wear ugly ties, or something to that affect. Next thing you know airline ground personnel are boarding the plane questioning the old man because a flight attendant had told the pilot that the old man was drunk and disorderly. They talk to the man, find out he’s not drunk, said he only had one beer at the bar on the concourse. He may have sounded drunk but he was deep southern, spoke with a heavy southern drawl accent. He walked funny (as the flight attendant said he was staggering) because he was a Veteran with an artificial leg) and all this had to be aired like dirty laundry in front of everyone on the plane. The flight attendant told the ground person (who was very nice and trying his best to keep the man on the plane) that this plane ain’t going nowhere until he is removed. Very sad to see that American Airlines flight attendants have turned into wardens in the sky. This flight attendant was very mean. In my opinion, all because the man said something about the flight attendants tie. The man looked so embarrassed hobbling off the plane, they made him leave without his cane I guess in case he decided to whap the flight attendant on the way out. I was embarrassed for the poor man and so was everyone else. Editor: We get numerous comments about the arrogance of AA cabin staff which are unprintable, but follow your theme.  If they want to continue being so paranoid or officious, one would hope they could be found a job in the back room – sadly, union restraints prevent the best solution – to fire them and get someone who would actually enjoy and appreciate the job – are they forced to work here ? American Airlines – by Fabian Bonavia 21 November  2003 I travelled American Airlines New York La Guardia to Key West, Florida via Miami – it was definitely the worst travel experience of my life. My flight out of La Guardia was scheduled to leave at 5.10pm and I was at the airport 2 hours earlier. The check in lounge looked like a storehouse with agents yelling their heads off. The American airline gates were dirty and noisy with torn seats and dirty carpets. 1 hour prior to scheduled departure a 45 minute delay notice was posted on the monitor. A few minutes later, a 1 hour 30 minute delay was posted. The agent only showed up around 30 minutes prior to departure with many people left helpless at the desk. The pilots themselves had to help us out. The Boeing 757 was old and scruffy and the IFE was pitiful – charging $2 for a headset! I asked the stewardess whether I could leave the aircraft before other passengers as I ran the risk of missing my connecting flight. She said that I would probably miss it anyway and ignored my request – however, prior to landing, another stewardess made an announcement assuring passengers that they would get on their connecting flight. Running from one terminal to another in a streak of panic, I (along with at least 20 other passengers) lost the last flight out to Key West by just 5 minutes. Knowing that there was a 2 hour delay at LGA, AA personnel made no effort to wait a few minutes – they couldn’t care less. The AA agent at MIA said that the flight had to leave because the tower at Key West closes at 11pm! However, AA insists on scheduling Key West flights this late at night anyway. He also made it quite clear that no passengers were going to be compensated for accommodation or car hire. I had to fork out $100 to stay in the mediocre MIA hotel. The next morning I went to the US desk to get my boarding pass. The US air agent said that I had to go back to the AA desk and get a ticket because the document that AA had given me specifying that I should travel on the US Air flight was useless. The AA agent (who could hardly speak a word of English) ended up giving me a coupon not a ticket! When the US Air agent told me that it was also inadequate, I went back to the AA desk and yelled at the top of my voice saying that I was not going to miss another flight because of someone elses incompetence. The agent finally gave me a boarding pass and I managed to get on the US air flight in the nick of time. On returning from Key West, the ATR-72 was more filthy than the 757, with the seatbelt actually staining by shirt. I will never ever travel with AA again. It is a disgrace to the airline industry. Direct Link:  http://www.airlinequality.com/Forum/am_aa.htm

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